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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Starship Troopers 3 trailer

Johnny Rico returns! Yep, Casper Van Dien is back for STARSHIP TROOPERS 3: MARAUDER, because space is not yet safe and there are more bugs to be messily destroyed (after all, we can ill afford another Klendathu). This time he’s...
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Grindhouse bunnies

The spastic rabbits are back, this time giving us GRINDHOUSE in abbreviated cartoon form. This time, the bunnies run a bit longer than their customary 30 seconds, but that’s the challenge of trying to squeeze a three-hour double-feature experience into...
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Tarsem’s Fall trailer

Hey, remember director Tarsem Dhandwar Singh? Better known as just Tarsem? He made THE CELL and then basically disappeared (some might say rightfully so), but now he’s back with a new fantasy film called THE FALL. Well, it’s not really...
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Transporter 3!

Jason Statham still has deliveries to make and faces to kick. He’ll be back as soldier-turned-driver Frank Martin for TRANSPORTER 3, but without director Louis Leterrier. This time around, explosive-sounding director Olivier Megaton will be the one pitting Statham’s wheelman...
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New Iron Man poster

Some people are currently at WonderCon in San Francisco and got their hands on a snazzy new IRON MAN poster. Fortunately, they decided to share. We have someone from JoBlo.com at the event ourselves, so look for some cool coverage...
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Sweded Be Kind trailer

In BE KIND REWIND, Jack Black accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def’s rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more...
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Final Destination 4 cast

FINAL DESTINATION 4 has rounded up a fresh list of Reaper victims for the latest culling of TV and Canadian actors. Krista Allen (seen here in delicious pink), who has previously tangled with FEAST beasts and George Clooney’s libido, will...
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Wolfman wears Weaving

For a project that seemed to be sent into turmoil with the recent departure of its director, the remake of THE WOLF MAN seems to be rapidly coming together. First, creature wrangler Joe Johnston (JUMANJI, JURASSIC PARK III) stepped in...
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Moritz and The Boys

Writer Garth Ennis has had a long successful career in comics, but not so much luck in seeing his work come to life in Hollywood. Is that finally about to change? Producer Neal Moritz, the craftsman behind simple-minded noisy destruction...
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Akira comes to life

Neo-Tokyo is about to EXPLODE! And the guy with his hand on the detonator is… Ruairi Robinson? As was rumored several months ago by the fine freaks at Bloody Disgusting, Irish director Ruairi Robinson will be bringing Katsuhiro Ôtomo’s post-apocalyptic...
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