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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Proud Peacock Page

Since her breakthrough as the object of lecherous affection in HARD CANDY, we’ve watched Canadian pixie Ellen Page blossom from fiery teenager to… fiery 20-year-old. And reciting Diablo Cody’s self-consciously pop-culture dialogue was the best thing she could possibly do...
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Wachowskis’ Ninja

When MATRIX men Andy and Larry Wachowski finish up work on their candy-colored live-action cartoon SPEED RACER, they are apparently making an action flick called NINJA ASSASSIN. This is literally the first I’ve heard about it, and no real details...
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Street Kings poster

The poster for STREET KINGS seems more like something I’d be picking up for Xbox 360, but it’s hard to argue with that impressive cast. Hey, I like Keanu Reeves, and he’s wise enough to surround himself with guys like...
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Avatar to Terminator

It doesn’t matter if you’re not familiar with Sam Worthington, because everyone in the world will know him soon enough. Worthington is moving from James Cameron’s sci-fi epic AVATAR to a franchise the director already left behind: TERMINATOR. The Aussie...
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Poe loves the Cox

Great burly Scotsman Brian Cox continues his (welcome) campaign to appear in every third movie in production. The former Lecter is now part of TELL-TALE, the contemporary version of Edgar Allen Poe’s macabre (and rather brief) murder story “The Tell-Tale...
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Bay wrote TF2?

Director/destructor Michael Bay has no patience for that strike bullshit, because he already has a release date slotted for TRANSFORMERS 2 and he needs to get going and start blowing things up like right now dammit. So rather than wait...
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Chaos Theory trailer

While I’d generally prefer to skip the romcoms, each new Ryan Reynolds movie appearance just further builds my totally hetero man-crush for the snarky Canuck. In the comedy CHAOS THEORY, Reynolds is an uptight family man with a rigid schedule,...
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Hobbit delays?

Hey, remember how awesome it was that Peter Jackson finally resolved his differences with New Line and agreed to help develop THE HOBBIT? And that Guillermo del Toro was in line to direct an adaptation? Yeah, that was pretty awesome....
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Who is Destro now?

Allow me to expound on that unbearably clever headline: British actor Christopher Eccleston, one of many guys who has played DR. WHO, is now going to wear the polished mask of G.I. JOE foe Destro. Yes, the part of the...
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