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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Machete poster

This has been kicking around for a while, but I don’t believe we posted it before and it seems to suddenly be making a resurgence on the internets, so here it is in all its retro-trash glory: the one-sheet for...
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Visit Indy’s home

While the upcoming trailer will be the real dealmaker, I’ll admit that despite my documented dislike of LAST CRUSADE and questioning the necessity for taking the fedora out of mothballs, I’m finally starting to maybe get a bit excited for...
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Hurt on Hulk

While braving the brisk temperatures at Sundance for his indie THE YELLOW HANDKERCHIEF, veteran actor William Hurt was more than happy to discuss his work in this summer’s big green reboot THE INCREDIBLE HULK. The new flick, according to Hurt,...
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Star Trek teaser

You will believe. You will believe that men can… weld. A spaceship, specifically. Even more specifically, the Enterprise. If you were hoping for anything more than that (and the somber tones of Leonard Nimoy), you’ll be disappointed by the first...
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Wahlberg deals drugs

Man, Mark Wahlberg doesn’t seem to have any problem keeping his schedule full. He’s finishing up Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES, joining Brad Pitt in Darren Aronofsky’s THE FIGHTER, playing a videogame character in MAX PAYNE, and now selling narcotics...
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Tarantino’s Pussycat?

When it comes to classic exploitation flicks, few were better at providing cheap thrills, car chases, wanton violence and humungous breasts than the late tit-king Russ Meyer. Although his SUPERVIXENS runs a close second, FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! remains a...
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Justice League kaput

Ever since it was first announced, reception to WB’s JUSTICE LEAGUE has not been overly positive among the fan community, thanks to a rushed production schedule, questionable casting, reported script troubles and potential clashes with established super-franchises. Those concerns can...
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Panettiere’s pom-poms

Wow, teen supercutie Hayden Panettiere must really love being a cheerleader. The rah-rah HEROES star, who also previously shook her pom-poms in the direct-to-vid flick BRING IT ON: ALL OR NOTHING, will demonstrate her rhyming and gymnastic skills once more...
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Semi-Pro poster

By now, I’d say Will Ferrell has a pretty firm grasp on the whole “arrogant jerk learns humility lesson”, since it seems like half his roles since A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY have been the exact same thing. Only the...
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McBride vs. Sleestaks

Will Ferrell is preparing to head over the raging rapids and into the LAND OF THE LOST, but who’s making the trip with him? How about up-and-comer Danny McBride? According to Filmforce, McBride will play “Will” in the spoof of...
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