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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Doomsday trailer!

Judging from the trailer, Neil Marshall’s DOOMSDAY has just about everything I need in a post-apocalyptic action flick. – A huge walled-off chunk of real estate: check – Gratuitous shot of Rhona Mitra’s hot ass: check – Mutants with tattoos,...
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New Indy 4 pic!

Guess who’s first in line at the grand opening of the new Indiana Jones ride? Why, it’s the good doctor himself, along with his son The Beef (and sidekick Ray Winstone)! Nah, it’s actually another official photo from INDIANA JONES...
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Crank 2 talk

Even though it seemed like he burned through all possible repositories of adrenalin in CRANK, Jason Statham’s hitman is coming back for a second round in a sequel to that flick. How will this loopy mayhem unfold? Collider chatted with...
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Get some Rambo

Old heroes don’t die… they just reload. Then they blast the living entrails out of bad guys. And shoot them with arrows. And stab them with large bladed instruments. And punch them, and probably toss in a bit of choking...
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Today’s TDK update

The upcoming Batman sequel just doesn’t seem to be getting enough attention (hA Ha ha), so here’s some recent bits to hit. For starters, musician/chick-magnet John Mayer apparently got a pack of promo goodies from the joker himself: a nifty...
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Frodo talks Hobbit

Seems like Elijah Wood has kept a fairly low profile since spending all that time tromping through Mordor and saying “Oh, Sam” every five minutes, but Frodo is apparently more than ready to return to the Shire. Wood let MTV...
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Sly on Death Wish

Sylvester Stallone is almost ready to blast bloody hell out of Burmese militia in the impending RAMBO, but he recently took a few moments to discuss another helping of violence he may dish out, his remake of DEATH WISH. In...
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Year One gets Wilde

Superfoxy young actress Olivia Wilde has decided to take a break from cranky doctor HOUSE and spend a little time with the laff staff. Wilde, whose toned bikini-clad bod made TURISTAS endurable, has joined the cast of YEAR ONE. The...
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Bioshock: the movie?

Without exaggeration, BIOSHOCK was one of the most remarkable videogame experiences I’ve ever had (and from someone who’s been gaming since “next-gen” consoles were Intellivision and Vectrex, that’s saying something). The game offered a compelling narrative and a unique world...
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Indy feeling Blu?

There’s been a metric shitload of recent moving and shaking in regards to the whole HD “format war”, which already seems to have Blu-Ray being declared the victor. If there’s any validity to this rumor, it would be just one...
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