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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Hell Ride pics

Quentin Tarantino is lending the weight of his name to HELL RIDE, the “blood and sex-soaked tale of motorcycle revenge and retribution” from Rat Packer offspring Larry Bishop. Bishop (a former “grindhouse” star himself, and the cranky strip club owner...
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Strange Wilderness red band

Warning: this clip contains swearing, bare breasts, pot smoking, tits, various wildlife, unwelcome underwear, bouncing boobs, and penis-chomping poultry. STRANGE WILDERNESS features Steve Zahn, Justin Long, Jonah Hill and foxy Ashley Scott and follows a band of freewheeling nature show...
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Mess w/ Zohan trailer

Adam Sandler’s new flick YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN is ostensibly a comedy, but I couldn’t really tell from the trailer. It was co-written by Judd Apatow, and I sure couldn’t tell that either… Then again, maybe your tolerance...
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Eden Log trailer

If there’s one thing the French know better than anyone, it’s weird science fiction. Or maybe it’s rich cuisine. Regardless, this new film EDEN LOG seems like a rather ripping sci-fi horror experience, with a vibe somewhere between ALIEN and...
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New Get Smart pics

I hope that Steve Carell has already fulfilled the appropriate penance for EVAN ALMIGHTY — I’d hate for any further punishment inflicted on audiences to come in the updated form of an all-time great TV comedy. Showing him chatting on...
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Watch 5 of AvP2

The opening of ALIENS vs. PREDATOR: REQUIEM (aka AvP:R) is now online, but only in the UK. Wait — thanks to the magic of the internets, it’s available in other parts of the world, too! Technology is neat. I’m skipping...
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Singleton’s A-Team?

There was a time I’d be saddened to see a director swiftly shift from “message movies” to pure popcorn junk, but after the 70s revenge throwback FOUR BROTHERS (one of my fave recent guilty pleasures), I don’t mind that John...
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Machine Girl trailer

Oh, great. Yet another movie about a Japanese schoolgirl with a ridiculously large automatic weapon for an arm. Come to think of it, there actually aren’t enough movies like that. And after witnessing the trailer, I sure am glad to...
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Swank visits Fangland

Toothsome Oscar-winner Hilary Swank is going to put her impressive chompers to an appropriate title — namely the upcoming horror flick FANGLAND. Based on the John Marks novel, FANGLAND follows an ambitious TV producer who ventures to Romania for some...
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Harlin is all Finnish

Almost thirty years after coming to America and causing many things to explode (and a few careers to implode), action director Renny Harlin is returning home. Harlin is helming the war biopic MANNERHEIM, looking at the life of Finnish politician...
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