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Darth Snake Eyes?

Has the G.I. JOE team found someone to fill the uniform of silent ninja Snake Eyes? According to Slashfilm, it’s a guy with an athletic background, martial arts aptitude, and a history of mostly physical film performances: Ray Park. The...
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Meet Killer Bean

Slow news days offer a perfect opportunity to search off the standard paths into the fringes, where true independent and do-it-yourself filmmaking can be found. Like KILLER BEAN FOREVER. The animated flick follows the exploits of a gun-toting bean (because...
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Yes for Molly Sims

LAS VEGAS jackpot sexpot Molly Sims looks pretty amazing and can probably act, at least a little, which must be why she just landed roles in two high-profile comedies. The knockout clothes rack will join Jim Carrey in YES MAN,...
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The Gate remake?

It’s a good thing they made plenty of movies in the 1980s — that means there are still a few left to be remade! We’re hearing that a remake of the suburban horror cheapie THE GATE is the latest to...
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First 5 of Compass

If you’re heading to the movies this weekend to catch something new, your choices include THE GOLDEN COMPASS and… yeah. The colossally budgeted fantasy adventure is pretty much the sole new entry (aside from limited release dramas). The New Line...
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Scorsese gets Gandhi

For a good while there, Sir Ben Kingsley didn’t seem too fussy when selecting projects (maybe you had the misfortune of seeing THUNDERBIRDS, or A SOUND OF THUNDER, or BLOODRAYNE), so it’s nice to see the powerful screen veteran and...
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Ridley wears Gucci

Director Ridley Scott apparently sweats glue — he seems to instantly become attached to every project he gets near. Even ones about fashion and supermodels. Scott plans to bring the story of the iconic Gucci family to screens, focusing on...
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Bale’s role in T4?

UPDATE: Variety has confirmed the below report that Bale will play John Connor, although no further info about the part was given. The article also (finally) officially confirms McG as director. Nov. 30, 2007 — Recent online rumors place fanboy...
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Walk Hard pot clip

I’m not entirely sold yet on the upcoming comedy WALK HARD, but one thing’s for sure: it’s making me want to get high. A new clip for the flick is now online, and it’s pretty funny and a fairly cogent...
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Watchmen vs. comic

It’s still a long wait until Zack Snyder’s currently filming adaptation of WATCHMEN hits screens, so there’s not a lot of official material just yet. But how does what’s out there stack up to the seminal comic series on which...
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