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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Abe Sapien poster

What’s blue, amphibious, enjoys spoiled eggs and hangs out with a large red demon? If you said Abe Sapien, you’d be absolutely correct. If you didn’t, I’d be interested in knowing what you guessed… Anyway, the official HELLBOY II site...
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Yet more Joker

Even though half of all the web domains registered in the last month are viral sites for THE DARK KNIGHT, there are still several more months of hype to bludgeon Bat-fans before the movie actually hits theaters. And people can’t...
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Jackson in the Cradle

What if Samuel L. Jackson starred in THE PACIFIER? It’s a notion I’d honestly rather not contemplate, but the description of his latest project leaves me little choice. Jackson will star in New Line’s THE MAN THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE,...
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Liev does a Mambo

Actor Liev Schreiber must have some free time before playing the younger version of Brian Cox’s X2 villain, so he’s spending it with talent like Jude Law, Forest Whitaker and BLACK BOOK babe Carice Van Houten. Not a bad way...
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UFC champ’s a Weapon

Confession: I’ve never watched Ultimate Fighting Championship. If I feel compelled to watch random humans pummel each other in a variety of styles, there are a few local seedy drinking establishments that can regularly provide such entertainment. So aside from...
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Punisher returns when?

Marvel’s tenacious vigilante THE PUNISHER is returning to the big screen, with a new face and a different city of criminal goons to assault. And now we know when he’ll open fire. Lionsgate has scheduled the not-really-a-sequel PUNISHER: WAR ZONE...
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Chain Letter getters

As the SAW franchise slowly powers down to a dull gore, the producers are seeking their next lucrative bloodbath. The Twisted Pictures people are sending CHAIN LETTER, about a sicko (Michael Bailey Smith of THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake) who...
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New Line’s new toon

While still scrambling for a new potential franchise (and with the jury still out on the exorbitantly expensive GOLDEN COMPASS becoming viable for further entries), New Line is searching all corners and traveling all avenues for possibilities. They’ve taken their...
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Alien hotness

UPDATE – James Cameron wrote into Ain’t It Cool saying, “Aside from two legs, two arms and a tail,” the below artwork “doesn’t have any features in common with our final designs.” So there. James Cameron’s monumental sci-fi epic AVATAR...
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Cusack gets Shanghai’d

While John Cusack’s schedule is in flux due to the vacillating status of the action flick STOPPING POWER, the Weinsteins have lured him in with the opportunity to work with his 1408 director Mikael Hafstrom once again. Cusack would take...
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