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X-Men Origins DVDs?

The direct-to-DVD flick is the new frontier, with ever-increasing budgets, production values and profit margins (for example, a GET SMART spinoff was shot simultaneously with the feature and will be released to stores when the movie hits theaters). And we...
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The Eye trailer 2

Though the focus (ahem) is on a part of Jessica Alba that is definitely not her miraculous booty, THE EYE is looking (ahem) like it could be a satisfying spooker. The remake of the Pang Brothers’ Hong Kong/Thai production follows...
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Chow’s CJ7 trailer

Stephen Chow is a veteran of Hong Kong cinema, but his unique blend of fists and humor finally (and thankfully) made an impression in the US with his enthusiastically entertaining martial arts flicks SHAOLIN SOCCER and KUNG FU HUSTLE (for...
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The Ruins spoilers

If you haven’t read Scott Smith’s thriller THE RUINS yet and you want to avoid potential spoilers, you might not want to read further (even though the “big secret” is sort of printed on the book’s cover). This is the...
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Jordana still fast?

The original Paul Walker/Vin Diesel manwich is apparently reuniting for a fourth FAST AND THE FURIOUS flick — will the staggeringly gorgeous Jordana Brewster also return to provide welcome eye candy among the octane and testosterone? Moviehole says the young...
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A poster with Teeth

There aren’t a lot of truly effective cautionary tales in movies; fewer still involve girls with razor chompers in their cooch. That’s where TEETH comes in. The official synopsis: TEETH tells the story of high school student Dawn (Jess Weixler)...
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Sienna fights GI Joe

The big-screen G.I. JOE movie is getting locked and loaded, with cast already joining the production. And they’re starting with the bad guys. Or girls. Sienna Miller gives new meaning to the term “living doll” — she’s the first official...
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Depp’s next gets axe

The strike situation continues to cock up plans for major productions — Oliver Stone’s and Ron Howard’s next films have been goinked in the past week, with more likely to follow. Joining them in the stack of scripts to get...
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Vaughn on Thor

The current chaos in Hollywood has impacted a number of high-profile projects, but that doesn’t seem to bother director Matthew Vaughn (LAYER CAKE) in regards to his next project, a feature based on Marvel Comics’ hammer-swinger THOR. Vaughn would prefer...
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Ghostbusters return!

MORE UPDATE: The official site for the game is already online, with a few screenshots and brief synopsis (players will take the role of a new recruit on the Ghostbusters team). The game has obviously been in the works for...
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