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Rambo poster

There’s been a bit of back-and-forthing on the upcoming fourth RAMBO movie — initially it was just to be titled JOHN RAMBO, following in the same surname steps of Stallone’s other resurgence ROCKY BALBOA. Then apparently the studio pulled the...
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New werewolf project

It’s been a long dog-gone time since the hirsute masterpiece AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON first chewed our hides, and decent cheapies like DOG SOLDIERS and GINGER SNAPS are hardly enough to sate the hunger of lycanthrope fans constantly dodging nasty...
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Urban “Bones” McCoy

Casting announcements for JJ Abrams’ upcoming STAR TREK have finally been materializing in the transporter, but aside from the additions of Simon Pegg as Scotty and Eric Bana as whoever, they haven’t seemed to stir much excitement for the dry-docked...
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Is Kirk made of Pine?

UPDATE: Since the below report on 10/10/07, Smokin’ Joe Carnahan has posted on his blog that Chris Pine apparently opted against starring in WHITE JAZZ in favor of taking the comfy chair on TREK’s bridge. Set your phasers to “Oh...
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Blade Runner contest

Are you a fan of Ridley Scott’s influential sci-fi film BLADE RUNNER? Do you have some artistic ability in any medium? Want to win stuff? To celebrate the release of new Final, Definitive, This Time I Mean It version of...
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Joker with Legend?

This should please the thousands of readers who desire / demand that we post every tiny slice of information about next year’s Batman sequel THE DARK KNIGHT. If you can’t wait until mid-2008 to get your fix of Heath Ledger...
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Kill Bill with bunnies

If the actors guild does end up going on strike next year, I suppose the bunnies can expect to get a lot of work picking up the slack. They probably settle for a small amount of cabbage, and they definitely...
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Madman movie update

Comic creator Mike Allred’s ginchy comic MADMAN has long been in development as a feature film — Robert Rodriguez had once planned to direct, but is now producing while George Huang handles the camera for the offbeat superhero tale. Allred...
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Van Damme is himself

Belgian kicker Jean-Claude Van Damme still has a pretty prolific movie career, even if it’s been almost a decade since any of them made it to theaters. But at least he seems to have found a sense of humor about...
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Charlie Wilson’s trailer

Judging from the trailer, CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR is about the secret machinations of war, the chronic tension in the Middle East, and how a Southern politician brought everlasting peace to the region. Naturally, it’s a comedy. Because when you think...
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