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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

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Everquest movie?

Posted 19 years ago

There have been rumors of an EVERQUEST movie ever since the turn of the century, not long after the massively multiplayer online videogame first started shattering relationships and disrupting sleep cycles with its addictive qualities. With the fantasy roleplaying game...

G.I. Joe story details

Posted 19 years ago

Even though VAN HELSING writer-director-apocalypse Stephen Sommers just recently enlisted to take command of G.I. JOE (which, in case you forgot, is now an acronym for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech...

P2 trailer

Posted 19 years ago

What’s worse than having to pay exorbitant fees for public parking? How about getting trapped in the garage after hours? On Christmas Eve? In your underwear? With a psychotic Wes Bentley? Yeah, that’s probably kinda worse. Unless you look really...

Hobbit gets closer?

Posted 19 years ago

The short answer to the headline is: No, not really. But Entertainment Weekly has put a lot of effort into speculating on the perceived relationship repairs that may be happening between LORD OF THE RINGS director Peter Jackson and studio...

Midnight Meat trailer

Posted 19 years ago

After a couple of seasons as a nosy journalist on the TV series ALIAS, Bradley Cooper is snooping around again in the horror flick MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN. Except this time instead of investigating the fine form of Jennifer Garner, he’s...

Site Am Legend

Posted 19 years ago

Will Smith goes all Omega Man this Christmas season as the sole surviving Manhattanite (or at least the only non-infected denizen) battling night-lurking savages in the sci-fi thriller I AM LEGEND, based on a story by Richard Matheson. The official...

New Near Dark director

Posted 19 years ago

Kathryn Bigelow’s low-budget 1987 film NEAR DARK was an influential vampire movie, a stylish and violent portrayal of seduction, equal parts Western and horrifying road movie. Time for a remake! Past time, actually — Michael Bay’s company Platinum Dunes has...

Semi-Pro teaser clip

Posted 19 years ago

I have a confession: I personally don’t find a shirtless Will Ferrell to be inherently funny. Seeing him display his pasty, nappy-haired torso may have been good for a couple of laughs on SNL and maybe OLD SCHOOL and ANCHORMAN,...

10,000 BC poster

Posted 19 years ago

Director Roland Emmerich has already frozen North America, wrecked Manhattan with a legendary radioactive lizard, and devastated global landmarks with flying saucers. With his latest, 10,000 BC, he ventures into the past for more stuff to destroy. The slice of...

McG is OK w/ T4?

Posted 19 years ago

It took director McG a few years to follow up his double-dose of CHARLIE’S ANGELS, but now each week he seems to add another new project to his juggling routine. Is the post-apocalyptic assault on endoskeleton armies up next? CHUD...

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