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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

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Total Recall… again?

Posted 19 years ago

Take an opportunity to thank Hollywood for saving your precious mental space. By repackaging your favorite movies — no matter how recent — you can delete the old files from your memory and use that newly vacated headroom for other...

Norton fights Pitt 2

Posted 19 years ago

Although it dropped a deuce at the box office, FIGHT CLUB eventually found a passionate following, and now stars Ed Norton and Brad Pitt are reuniting for more psychotic punching in FIGHT CLUB 2: DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB...

Bello talks Mummy 3

Posted 19 years ago

Rachel Weisz won’t be back to help Brendan Fraser battle armies from beyond the grave, but he’ll have a perfectly capable new spouse in the freshly auburn-haired Maria Bello. When the O’Connell clan faces off against Jet Li’s undead emperor,...

New 30 Days posters

Posted 19 years ago

The Rotten One over at Shock Till You Drop got his hooks on some new wall splatterings for the upcoming Alaska-based vampire flick 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, and there’s a whole lotta crimson on display. The images appear to be...

Dreamgirl has Sex

Posted 19 years ago

She already sang quite forcefully that she wasn’t going. I guess that means she’s coming (oh, god) instead? Voluptuous DREAMGIRLS award-winner Jennifer Hudson has joined New Line’s superfluous SEX IN THE CITY feature film, being written and directed by the...

Repo gets good Head

Posted 19 years ago

Triple-dipping SAW director Darren Lynn Bousman is getting ready to slice organs with tuneful accompaniment, and is currently assembling the talent (and whatever service Paris Hilton can provide) for his bloody musical REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA. Brit thesp Anthony Stewart...

The Cleaner trailer

Posted 19 years ago

Movie fans who were bludgeoned by THE COVENANT, THE EXORCIST PREQUEL, MINDHUNTERS and DRIVEN probably wondered where the Renny Harlin of DIE HARD 2 and CLIFFHANGER went. Is he back with THE CLEANER? The thriller reunites Sam Jackson with his...

More Magneto details

Posted 19 years ago

Like his adamantium-laced fellow mutant WOLVERINE, metal-manipulating X-Men foe MAGNETO is getting his past unraveled on movie screens, courtesy of comic-friendly director David Goyer. Obsessed with Film has a few details on the history lesson so SPOILERS may follow… The...

Rambo kills many

Posted 19 years ago

I’m not sure I’d call this new clip from JOHN RAMBO a “trailer”… more like A Brief Collection of Extreme Violence. The footage shows fleeting glimpses of our favorite ex-Green Beret doing grievous bodily harm to a whole bunch of...

Let’s meet The Grays

Posted 19 years ago

Those huge-headed extraterrestrials love to mess with us lowly humans, don’t they? And while there never seems to be a shortage of aliens visiting rural communities for a little anal-probing experimentation, plenty of them make it to theaters as well....

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