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New AvP2 title?

The extraterrestrial trophy-hunters and xenomorphs will duke it out again this Christmas (the season for holiday cheer and green blood), and it won’t just be called AvP2. According to the grue crew at Arrow in the Head, the Fox flick...
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Zhang Ziyi’s Laundry

We haven’t seen much of gorgeous China doll Zhang Ziyi since MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, but it sounds like she has more of the swordplay that made her famous in her future. The sexy CROUCHING TIGER whirlwind will reportedly be...
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1-18-08 monster info?

Ah, the power of the internet: to take things from fun intrigue to annoying overkill at impossible speed. For example 1-18-08, aka CLOVERFIELD, aka UNTITLED JJ ABRAMS PROJECT, aka THAT MONSTER MOVIE YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT AND NOW SUDDENLY CAN’T...
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Frankie Machine broken?

Just a couple of months after we heard Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese would reunite for another gangster movie, it sounds like the project is ready to join Luca Brasi. What a pisser. The Scorsese/DeNiro duo were reportedly planning to...
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Hi-Def DVD war starts

Hmm, it looks like there might just be a next-gen “format war” after all. Despite the fact that Blu-Ray have been consistently outselling HD-DVD, studios are still picking sides as the majority of consumers sit back and wonder what 1080p...
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Berg has Lone Survivor

Now that the “War on Terror” is over, it’s time to reflect back on those dark days in feature film form. Wait, what? It’s not over? Oh well, there’s still entertainment to be had! Hey, airplane disaster stories and 9/11...
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Rose Barbarella?

When it was announced a few months back that Robert Rodriguez would be directing a remake of the cheeky sci-fi flick BARBARELLA, it prompted immediate speculation as to who he’d cast as his space-faring clothes-shedding adventuress. One of the names...
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Another Saw 4 poster

Regardless of your stance on the seemingly eternal SAW series, you have to admit they’ve got a good handle on how to market their experiments in dismemberment. Here’s the latest poster for the fourth flick, which may contain a spoiler...
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Dark Knight pics!

UPDATE: Warner Bros has asked us to remove these pictures, and we have done so. Sorry for the inconvenience, kids. I’m reasonably certain these weren’t meant to be released just yet, but the Bat’s outta the bag. A bunch of...
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Zoe Bell is in action

After years of absorbing abuse for other actresses, plucky Kiwi stuntchick Zoe Bell will get front and center for her very own flick. Bell, last seen riding the hood of a speeding vehicle for giggles in GRINDHOUSE, will star in...
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