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Another time for Troll

Old, new, foreign, good, bad… Hollywood doesn’t care, they’ll remake any damn movie. Especially bad ones. Even TROLL. Yep, Bloody Disgusting says an update of the 1986 crap classic is in the works, and with a “substantial budget”. Perhaps that...
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Five Killers teaser

I have to admit I don’t have a lot of interest or patience for anime in general. Too much of it just comes across as painfully ponderous, or zany and inscrutable for the sake of it. I’m intrigued by THE...
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Avatar beats Monsters

As previously reported, it seemed as though when 2009 arrives, we’d be looking at two huge new 3-D releases scheduled on the same day. AVATAR, the massively anticipated new sci-fi epic from James Cameron has won the coveted Memorial Day...
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Mandy Lane moves

I am officially mystified by the Weinsteins. Just days after they scrapped plans to release the horror flick ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE (which was slotted for this weekend) comes word that they won’t release it at all. This...
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Bond will be… funny?

Eeesh. I hope this quote from new 007 Daniel Craig was just taken out of context, because I don’t think any of us want the Bond franchise already devolving into the same dippy levels of farce that struck the later...
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Megan Fox in Half?

UPDATE: Shock Til You Drop is reporting that Megan Fox will NOT be in this flick after all. Still, a good excuse for an article about a Fox… I’m fairly sure that TRANSFORMERS had a bunch of big robots chasing...
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Two-Face or not?

We know for certain that Gotham City DA Harvey Dent is on the character roster for THE DARK KNIGHT, but there’s been plenty of online murmur and speculation whether his uglier cantankerous side would also appear, or if this film...
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Spielberg on Trial

I have immense admiration for Steven Spielberg — the guy has more than proven his skill with any kind of material, and there aren’t many directors who can maintain that constant flexibility over a thirty-year career. And while his more...
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More Compass posters

Yep, more of the fantasy film onslaught… this time it’s a bunch of posters for THE GOLDEN COMPASS. Besides a newcomer with the unlikely name of Dakota Blue Richards, the movie stars a manly Daniel Craig, his CASINO ROYALE squeeze...
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Mandy Lane later?

As I’ve pointed out in the past, it seems like Dimension and the Weinsteins don’t really care much about the sort of genre material that helped them climb to the top. There’s a pretty good chance that if you saw...
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