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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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30 sec. bunny Borat

The 30 Second Bunny Theatre (feature films crunched into half a minute and, as the title implies, re-enatced by animated rabbits) have produced some hearty guffaws — my personal faves are probably JAWS and HIGHLANDER. The bunnies and their creator...
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Mutant artwork

I’m hoping that THE MUTANT CHRONICLES ends up being one of those ambitious sci-fi flicks that sort of sneaks in under the radar and proves itself worthy (the PITCH BLACK approach). Having genre-friendly guys like Thomas Jane and Ron Perlman...
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Another Burger bite

Universal wants to be in the Burger business – not the considerably creepy meat-slinging king, but the director of THE ILLUSIONIST, one of the recent dueling movies about dueling magicians. But as THE PRESTIGE did not have the divine Jessica...
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1st look at AvP2?

It may be a conscious decision, but I don’t know all that much about the sequel to ALIEN vs. PREDATOR. I mean, aside from the lethal xenomorphs and extraterrestrial hunters of the title, I know it stars the villain from...
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Make some Grindhouse

GRINDHOUSE is undoubtedly one of the upcoming movies I’m most zigged about (even though it’ll probably be a minor miracle if it’s ready by the scheduled April release date, or get to screens as the double-feature “package” they’ve been pimping)....
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Bosworth slightly dead

Actress Kate Bosworth will hover somewhere between animation and expiration in an upcoming supernatural thriller called AFTER.LIFE (complete with that period in the middle of the title – perhaps it’s a new domain registration). Bosworth, who slowly seems to be...