Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Severance director’s next

I personally can’t wait for SEVERANCE, Christopher Smith’s British horror-comedy that’s been called THE OFFICE meets DELIVERANCE, about a group of co-workers stuck in the woods getting hacked into paper-shreddings. If my co-workers and I went into the woods together...
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Dungeon Siege trailer

Shocked, confounded, utterly amazed. Those were some of my reactions during this new trailer for IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE directed by Uwe Boll. I was hit with that barrage of emotions because while I...
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New Vanguard trailer

A little while ago I gave y’all a heads-up concerning a freaky-looking flick called THE VANGUARD (read that past article HERE). Now we’ve got a new trailer: more polished, more epic-looking, and with a clear hero, front-and-center, courtesy of Dread...
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Carver pics/poster

Another exclusive received by us today, this time dealing with the based-on-actual-events thriller CARVER, which comes to us via Two for Flinching Pictures (GREAT freakin’ name, btw) Flick deals with five 20-somethings who go camping in the mountain town of...
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The Zombie Exterminator!

While it seems like every friggin’ day we’re writing another article about another zombie movie being made, it’s once in a while that we’ll hear a refreshing twist on the genre. Today I received an email from an independent filmmaker...
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Hess in new Can. Holocaust?!

What do you get when you combine CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT? A lifetime of psychiatric bills, that’s what! Also, you get the new CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST movie (still don’t know if it’s a sequel, a remake, or...
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More Books of Blood to unfold

ShockTillYouDrop is reporting that MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN is only the first of a planned slew of Clive Barker adaptations to be hitting the screen via Seraphim Pictures. Joe Daley and Anthony DiBlasi, both from Seraphim, have said they’re planning feature...
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Inside trailer

Today we were sent the English-language (i.e. no dialogue) teaser trailer for INSIDE(“A Lìintérieur”). It’s very pretty to look at, but its glossy exterior is just surface for what seems to be a very icky story. It revolves around a...
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Palahniuk’s Choke ready to roll

This is complete news to me, but apparently the film adaptation of writer Chuck Palahniuk’s infamous CHOKE is heavily into pre-production now, and will go before cameras June 18. Sam Rockwell will star as Victor Mancini, a sex-addicted con artist...
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Closet Space kill!

Most of us have indescribably sick, bizarre things in our closets, most of which could get us arrested for crimes against humanity. Right..? RIGHT?! Cool.. But even I don’t have a porthole to another dimension where tentacled, Lovecraftian horrors lurk...
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