Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Triangle trailer

Empire scored the exclusive first trailer for Christopher Smith’s TRIANGLE, and you can check it out right HERE. Unfortunately it doesn’t look very exciting; I think we’ll still be waiting for the definitive Bermuda Triangle flick. Smith’s credits include CREEP...
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Robocop in trouble?

In an article about Darren Aronofsky, today’s Hollywood Reporter reveals that the director may be close to dropping out of ROBOCOP, the remake he’s been attached to since last year. (Intriguingly, We wrote about ROBOCOP on July 15th, 2008: one...
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Bunch o’ Orphan pics

Warner Bros. gave us a batch of stills from their Dark Castle release ORPHAN, which opens on JULY 24th. As you can see, there’s something wrong with Esther. Aside from the fact that she’s just creepy in a general sort...
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INT: Carmen Reed

Last March, a star-less, modestly-budgeted, mediocre-looking Lionsgate release called THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT made $23 million in its opening weekend – on its way to a $55 million haul in the U.S. alone. Not bad for a flick many (myself...
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Blunt needs Adjustment

I struggled briefly with whether or not I should prop the Matt Damon sci-fi flick ADUSTMENT BEAUREU here on AITH, but I decided to based on two factors: 1) It’s based on a Philip K. Dick story, and I think...
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Early Let Me In posters

Slashfilm received, via a scooper, what appear to be a couple of promo posters for the LET THE RIGHT ONE IN remake, now known simply as LET ME IN. These aren’t final by any means, but will most likely be...
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Freak becomes Vampire

Sorry, but the story isn’t nearly as interesting as the title implies… In an interesting – but hardly surprising – move, Universal has changed the title of the fantasy flick CIRQUE DU FREAK (which we last told you about here)...
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Statham vs Serial Killer

Jason Statham vs. a serial killer is all I need to know about BLITZ, a thriller that was just announced in Variety. According to the trade, Statham will portray a tough, uncompromising cop (no shit) assigned the task of tracking...
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New Shortcut poster/date

Some Urban Legends Are REAL! Dun no about you, but I just shift my pants a little. (Just a little…) The tag line compared with this fantastically frightening poster for THE SHORTCUT makes this the must-see movie of 2009. Hell,...
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Explicit Antichrist clip!

Here’s a nice way to kick off your Monday. We’ve got for you a “leaked” clip – that I consider NSFW – from the controversial Lars von Trier psychological horror film ANTICHRIST. Now, the quality is sub-par to say the...
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