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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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New Jen’s Body poster!

Here’s the final one-sheet for JENNIFER’S BODY, in all its cheesy glory. Despite the fact that Megan Fox is photopshopped to a ridiculous degree (and why..?) it’s a cute little poster. Notice the hand right underneath Jennifer’s butt. Lucky sonofabitch...
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H2’s trio of girls

Rob Zombie has updated his Myspace blog yet again with a new behind-the-scenes shot from H2, this one of a trio of cuties all killing time before getting chased around by bummy Michael Myers and his shopping cart full of...
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Ghastly Piranha shots!

Mmmmmmmm yummy! Fangoria got a hold of some tasty behind-the-scenes gore shots from Alex Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D, and these coupled with THESE make me very excited about this bloody nugget. The prospect of all this gore – not to mention...
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Gory FD4 image

Facebook is actually good for something other than posting pictures of you and your doofy friend, sharing Youtube videos of a dirtbiker flying off a cliff, and taking lame quizzes like “What Number are You?” (Seriously? What f*cking number am...
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Pandorum gets a rating

I was initially buying what PANDORUM was selling, but now I’m not too sure. The posters are cool and all, but the latest trailer (posted below) makes it look like a broke-ass EVENT HORIZON. That, my friends, is not what...
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Toronto A.D. line-up!

We just received the schedule for this year’s TORONTO AFTER DARK line-up; the even goes down this August, from the 14th to the 21st. Let’s not waste any time and get to it; read on for the deets! TRICK ‘R’...
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Book of Blood trailer

The last time we got a Clive Barker movie actually wasn’t too long ago, although for some reason it feels like it doesn’t it? Of course, with all of MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN‘s release hassles, I almost STILL feel like I...
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New Jen’s Body still

I suppose you can expect a shit-ton of JENNIFER’S BODY updates as we move ever closer it its SEPTEMBER 18th release date (it’ll be here before you know it). Just the other day we got a look at the trailer...
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The Collector trailer

IGN recently premiered the first trailer for THE COLLECTOR and would you look at that, we’ve embedded that shite for your viewing pleasure. This film is, as the trailer is proud to tell you, from the writers of SAW IV,...
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New Crow not a remake

Well here’s a good little piece of news for those of you pissed about THE CROW being “remade” (read: all of you): A source apparently close to the production has told the website “Mania” that it will not be a...
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