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By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

Facebook is actually good for something other than posting pictures of you and your doofy friend, sharing Youtube videos of a dirtbiker flying off a cliff, and taking lame quizzes like “What Number are You?” (Seriously? What f*cking number am I?!) Sometimes it brings us photos like the one you see above, which was found on the FINAL DESTINATION 4 page.

Obviously, this is another victim of Death’s senseless, never-ending killing rampage. Seriously, Death is like the world’s biggest asshole in these movies. A mass-murderer and serial killer. Just chillax dude, no one’s paying attention to your quota…

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Eric Walkuski

Film Critic

10,340 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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