Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

JoBloJoBlo

Save Fearnet petition!

If you’re a horror fan who has Time Warner or Brighthouse Cable, you noticed a disturbance in the Force within the last couple weeks. The cable subscribers dropped FEARnet from their on-demand channels (read our article on the matter HERE),...
JoBloJoBlo

Hisss actress talks

Director Jennifer Lynch is getting high praise for SURVEILLANCE, the thriller that comes out this June but has already done well on the festival circuit. (Effectively erasing all memories of BOXING HELENA.) For her follow-up flick, she’s going pretty unconventional,...
JoBloJoBlo

Gore’s Bioshock coming

I’m not a gamer so I don’t really know shit when it comes to video games and to be honest a lot of them look the same to me (at least the First Person shooters), but BIOSHOCK seems like a...
JoBloJoBlo

T4 = PG-13

The unlikeliest of sources has revealed the rating for TERMINATOR SALVATION: Pizza Hut. Since the doughy company is doing tie-ins with the Warner Bros. pic (nothing says the apocalypse like stuffed crust pizza), the have their own page pimping the...
JoBloJoBlo

Night/Creeps to DVD!

How in the hell is it possible that NIGHT OF THE CREEPS isn’t out on DVD already? I guess I never really noticed that it’s not available on disc because I personally feel that the flick is best watched on...
JoBloJoBlo

Haley IS Freddy?!

Last month I gave you a look at an interview with Jackie Earle Haley – courtesy of IGN – where the actor admitted talking with Platinum Dunes about the role of Freddy Krueger, saying he was “curious” about it… Well,...
JoBloJoBlo

1st Tortured trailer!

Here’s an early teaser for Twisted Pictures’ newest effort (without the word SAW in the title), THE TORTURED, starring Jesse Metcalfe, Erika Christensen, and Bill Moseley. Hate to say it, but it looks like a lot of “torture porn” to...
JoBloJoBlo

Mane on H2 set

Tyler Mane is tired and crazy. At least that’s what I surmise from this video posted on Myspace today. Of course, what you’re about to see is mostly schtick, but Mane is obviously tired of killing people. Check out the...
JoBloJoBlo

Cirque du Freak date

Box Office Mojo tells us that Paul Weitz’s CIRQUE DU FREAK finally has itself a release date: JANUARY 10, 2010. This puts it in direct competition with LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (Unnecessary Remake Edition), and the Denzel Washington-led THE...
JoBloJoBlo

New Laurie Strode pic

On Rob Zombie’s constantly updated Myspace page – under the title Laurie is ready to put the smack down! – comes this new picture of Scout Taylor Compton as Laurie Strode: Super Bad Ass. Zombie has been saying that this...
Load more articles