Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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RA: Enter the Ninja

ENTER THE NINJA (1981) Rating: 3.5 out of 4 Tagline: Warriors of a lost martial art! Hired assassins …human killing machines! Directed by Menahem Golan Starring: Franco Nero, Susan George, Shô Kosugi, and Christopher George THE PLAN: American ninja Cole...
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A Wonderful killer mom

Wow I just don’t know what to make of this one… I wasn’t going to run with it at first, but when I read it’s being billed as MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD how could...
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IFC bites Vampire Hunter

Christ we just can’t get away from vampires can we? Big screen and small. This latest news effects the small screen, which means I’ll probably never have to see it, as it sounds like “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” meets, well,...
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Drag to Hell poster

Sam Raimi’s return to horror, DRAG ME TO HELL, is coming to theaters on MAY 29 – a little under two months. If you can’t stand the wait, you can feast your eyeballs on the poster for the film, which...
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Stepfather poster!

An uninspired (I’m assuming) remake gets an uninspired poster. Here you see the one-sheet for THE STEPFATHER (courtesy of out pals at JoBlo.com), which based on the image looks like it’s about an angry computer-generated tie salesman. But it’s not,...
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Eastern Promises 2?!

I guess we can now give EASTERN PROMISES the subtitle: “Nikolai Begins.” In a chat with MTV, David Cronenberg announced that he, actor Viggo Mortensen, producer Paul Webster, and screenwriter Steven Knight are currently plotting EASTERN PROMISES 2 (although I’m...
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Sorority, Twilight posters

Our man Mike Sampson is currently in Vegas checking out hookers and local drug dens – er – attending Showest and diligently working to get us cool images as the movie studios unveil their upcoming slate with posters, trailers, and...
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1st Tell-Tale image

The official Tribeca Film Festival ’09 site has premiered the first picture from Michael Cuesta’s TELL TALE, starring Josh Lucas, Brian Cox, and my future wife, Lena Headey. The film is loosely – very loosely – based on Edgar Allan...
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Ramis on ‘Busters 3

One of the internet’s favorite subjects of speculation is the new GHOSTBUSTERS film, which in case you’ve been away is most definitely happening. Everyone and their mother, brother, lawyer, and sex slave has had a casting idea for the next...
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Michael Myers image

It’s the night HE came home. Again. Michael Myers is once again strolling the streets of Haddonfield, and we’ve got the proof in the form of that atmospheric picture above. (Naturally posted on Rob Zombie’s Myspace page.) For whatever reason...
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