Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Strangers 2 director?

French director Laurent Briet is close to becoming the director of THE STRANGERS 2, according to Bloody Disgusting. Briet is, naturally, a music video and t.v. commercial helmer, having worked on ads for Calvin Klein, Sprint, and Mercedes-Benz. You know,...
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Drag site to Hell

You’ve seen the trailer (if not, c’mon, what are you waiting for?), now you can get another quick DRAG ME TO HELL fix by visiting the Official Site. Of course, as with all new sites, it’s pretty bare bones, only...
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A War against Hell

Another brief, vague Production Weekly Twitter update (yeah, I’m on Twitter, but only for film updates, I swear), this one telling us of a potentially geektastic project that sounds like THE EXPENDABLES in hell. It’s called WAR, written by Chris...
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Action Round-Up #9

TAKEN 2 is coming! I have not yet seen the phenomenon that is Pierre Morel’s TAKEN, which is certainly the year’s biggest box office surprise. (Well, after PAUL f*cking BLART.) The damn thing has made $119 million so far, in...
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Tribeca Midnight films

Unbelievable to think that yet another Tribeca Film Festival is upon us. I was just at the last one, wasn’t I? Where the f*ck is the time going? No seriously, I want to know. When I catch up to that...
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Troll 2 Part 2?!

TROLL 2: PART 2. How does that sound to you? To me it sounds like a goddamned treat. If you’ve seen TROLL 2, you know that it’s a miracle of filmmaking: every single aspect of it is terrible. The acting,...
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New Lez Vamp video!

Here’s another LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS webisode for your asses, as the randy British flick approaches its release date of MARCH 20th. In the U.K., that is. Everyone else will have to wait patiently while you lucky Brits get your lesbian...
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Drag Me 2 Hell trailer

This will be short and sweet. The DRAG ME TO HELL trailer is here. All you have to do is click on that little box below, and you will get your first look at Sam Raimi’s return to true horror....
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Proyas hates Fox

This is gold. Any true film geek knows that nowadays, 20th Century Fox is the pits. Its current Commander in Chief, Tom Rothman, has a bizarre tendency – almost a compulsion – to piss on fanboy hopes and dreams, cranking...
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Bayona for Eclipse?

I know, you’re probably sick of all this TWILIGHT talk, and care about the director of ECLIPSE almost as much as you care about who wins “Dancing with the Stars”, but we’ve got a new name for you that is...
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