Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Let the remake roll

Sure, it’s fashionable to be pissed off and dismissive about the onslaught of remakes coming our way – and with good reason. Mostly because it’s my opinion that most of these cannot possibly recapture the magic, fun, innovation and spirit...
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McQueen joins Diaries

The CW is casting up their TWILIGHT/TRUE BLOOD wannabe series VAMPIRE DIARIES and have just gotten themselves a piece of Hollywood royalty. Steven R. McQueen – yes, the grandson of the late, great Steve – has joined the show and...
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House of Fears trailer

Here’s a look at the trailer for HOUSE OF FEARS, directed by Ryan Little, which is about some kids who go into a haunted house the night before Halloween – always a recipe for complete and utter hellish chaos!! But...
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Look @ Lez Vamps !

One of the more promising of the upcoming slew of overseas horror flicks is LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS, which looks like a hoot and a half. It doesn’t appear that we’ll get to see it for a little while here in...
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Bloody Laurie Strode

Well, it looks like we’re going to be getting H2 set pics up the wazoo for the next couple of months (I’ll take it over dozens of random casting announcements). This time we’ve got a clear look at Scout Taylor...
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Action Round-Up #7

L.A. Dolph Fest! Those of you action fanatics lucky enough to live in L.A. (that’s something I don’t say very often) should mark APRIL 18th on your calendars. That’s because for $10 you get to see FIVE Dolph Lundgren flicks...
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100 Ft SciFi date

I was lucky enough to see Eric Red’s 100 FEET last year at a special screening in New York, and I must say it deserves better than a dump on the Sci-Fi channel. No offense to the network, which is...
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Wild Splice pics!

Wow, I’m having nightmares tonight, and they won’t just involve flying fake boobs. The Bloody Disgusting fiends got their claws on a handful of new images from Vincenzo Natali’s SPLICE, and boy are they eerie. And incredibly cool too. In...
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Boob! The movie!

Now, I’m not a fake-boob man myself, at least, not when they’re glaringly, rock-hard fake. Give me something to nuzzle and squeeze (gently) every time. But at the end of the day, who doesn’t like boobs? That’s right – nobody....
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New [Rec]2 image

A new image has popped up for [REC] 2 over at Aullidos, which pretty much has cornered the market on pics from the film. This is yet another creepy look at the sequel to the Spanish thriller, directed by Jaume...
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