Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Halloween picks #2

THIS PROPERTY IS CONDEMNED! (A.K.A. Hell Has A “For Sale” Sign!) Indeed, I’ve chosen a double-feature of films I love that conveniently have a common focus: real-estate. Yes, believe it or not, these movies are set in and around a...
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Jigsaw talks Saw future

I haven’t seen SAW V yet, but that’s because I’ve never seen a SAW flick in the theater. I suppose I’ll eventually give it a look, but I’ll admit that along with many other I’m quite weary of the franchise...
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Gaiman’s Graveyard up next

I know many people who are absolutely bonkers for Neil Gaiman the way I’m bonkers for beer, or Mila Kunis. Okay, maybe not in the same way, but he inspires in them the same dizzy smile, the dreamy tone of...
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Grudge 3 trailer

The trailer for THE GRUDGE 3 is another in a long line of previews that feel its necessary to remind you of scenes from other installments in the franchise. It’s as if, after you’re puzzled by the title THE GRUDGE...
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Official F13 poster

You might be experiencing some deja vu right now. You’re thinking, “Dude, I’ve seen this f*cking poster about 800 times already!” But you’re wrong, sir. See, this is finally the OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13th teaser poster – with the TITLE...
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A look @ Merentau

We got a heads-up from director Gareth Evans about the new feature he’s working on, which is getting ready to shoot next month. The flick is called MERANTAU and seems to involve some kickass martial arts action – always welcome...
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More NOTD pics!

Just the other day we gave you the very first look at Adam Gierasch’s NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake (check out the pics HERE). Now we’ve got a peek at the Broussard Mansion, where the demonic bash goes down. Above...
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Clooney in The Birds?

I’ll say right now that I think this is pure bullshit, but I’ll run with it for the moment because it’ll spread like wildfire over the ‘net anyway, and since I can’t beat ’em, I’ll join ’em. A few sites,...
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I Sell the Dead poster

Here’s the very quaint, unusual poster for I SELL THE DEAD, the old-fashioned grave-robbin’ tale from Glenn McQuaid, starring Ron Perlman, Dominic Monaghan, Larry Fessenden, and Angus Scrimm. Dread Central is where Glass Eye Pix dropped the thing, and I...
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The Children trailer!

I mean this in the nicest way possible: THE CHILDREN looks like a f*cking nightmare. Kids are cute and all, but we all know they can be little bastards sometimes. THE CHILDREN seems to ask, “What if they weren’t content...
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