Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

JoBloJoBlo

1st T4 pic!

I think he’s dead, John… Here he is, the man of the hour – hell, the year: Mr. Bale as John Connor in the new TERMINATOR movie. This picture comes to us courtesy of Warner Bros. It also appears in...
JoBloJoBlo

RA: Hard Target

HARD TARGET (1993) Rating: 3 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline: Don’t hunt what you can’t kill. Directed by John Woo Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Arnold Vosloo, Yancy Butler. THE PLAN: If you live in Louisiana...
JoBloJoBlo

25/8 official plot!

We’ve known for some time that Wes Craven’s new flick, the awkwardly titled 25/8, was in the mold of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and SHOCKER, bringing us an old-fashioned supernatural Craven villain the likes of which we’ve been pining...
JoBloJoBlo

Devil’s Dungeon trailer

All I can really say about THE DEVIL’S DUNGEON trailer is that it makes everyone in it look like a psychopath. But what do you really expect when you’ve got a cast that includes Tony Todd, Michael Rooker, and Graham...
JoBloJoBlo

Savini gets Voracious!

Everyone’s favorite Sex Machine, Tom Savini, is getting ready to direct a new flick, so say our boys over at Dread Central. It’s called VORACIOUS and it has something to do with Al-Queda breeding vampire bats and killer ticks. I...
JoBloJoBlo

Saw V pics!

Here are the first known photos from the set of SAW V, and while they’re not much, they’re well… okay, they’re not much. BUT they confirm that “Billy” the Doll will once again be wheeling his way around the set,...
JoBloJoBlo

Red trailer!

Here’s the trailer for RED, the long-awaited adaptation of Jack Ketchum’s novel of the same name. Magnolia will be distributing the Lucky McKee co-directed film on AUGUST 8th (in L.A. and N.Y. for starters). Let me WARN YOU that the...
JoBloJoBlo

XFiles premiere for you?!

Alright you X-Philes, get ready to pack your bags for L.A. 20th Century Fox is inviting YOU to the premiere on JULY 23! (Well, the first 500 of you fanatics to show up, that is!) Read on for the deets:...
JoBloJoBlo

Night/Demons smokin’ trio!

Ryan over at ShockTillYouDrop has learned that, while we can’t stop a NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake, we can at least bask in the knowledge that THREE sexy horror babes will be featured in it. And to be honest, that’s...
JoBloJoBlo

Hayter travels to Lost Planet

Another day, another video game I’ve never heard of is being made into a feature film. This time it’s LOST PLANET, apparently a very popular third-person shooter that takes place on an ice planet. It’s sold over 2 million units....
Load more articles