Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Creepy Ruins viral vid

While some viral campaigns ramping up now are so vague they’re more likely to lull you into indifference than make you excited about the project they’re promoting, some are getting right to the point and creeping you the f*ck out....
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The Descent 3??

WARNING – this article may contain spoilers concerning the next DESCENT film(s)… We haven’t even gotten into THE DE2CENT (unfortunately SE7EN is still making us pay for its unique spelling) but apparently the powers-that-be are already preparing for a third...
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4 Ruins clips!

As we inch closer to the release of THE RUINS (April 4), we’re naturally privy to some special clips kindly dished out by the studio. Today, the clips include: “Show Them,” “Not Okay,” “Discovering the Ruins,” and “Finding the Cellphone,”...
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No Constantine 2 for Keanu

CONSTANTINE 2 has been off and on for about two years now. Every few months, someone like Francis Lawrence or Lorenzo di Bonaventura will announce that they’ve got ideas aplenty ready to go, and that the second installment is all...
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Meat Train delayed

A few sites have taken to reporting that Ryuhei Kitamura’s THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN will depart from its originally intended date, May 16, and has now be relegated to “to be determined” hell… While this hasn’t been 100% confirmed by...
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Lucas Dragged to Hell

Those of you who saw CLOVERFIELD surely remember Jessica Lucas, who portrayed the lovely Lily. I was unfamilar with her (well, pretty unfamiliar with the whole cast, actually), but she’s been acting for a few years, showing up in CSI...
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Possible Jason casting…

Although he doesn’t necessarily match the requirements stated in the “casting call” posted the other day, Michael Bailey Smith certainly wouldn’t be a bad Jason Voorhees. Considering the carnage this massive dude wrought in THE HILLS HAVE EYES as “Pluto”...
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Date for The Road

Box Office Mojo reports that Dimension’s THE ROAD, starring Viggo Mortensen, Guy Pearce, and Charlize Theron, has just been given a prestigious November 26 release date. That’s Thanksgiving time, folks, where the big boys play. Now you may recall that...
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Saw V casting continues

Nothing too interesting here, but it’s SAW news, so it goes up automatically… Bloody Disgusting is reporting that SAW V has just snatched up another actor – and this is easily the prettiest of the bunch. Samantha Lemole is her...
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New Happening teaser!

We got the new, international teaser for M. Night Shyamalan’s THE HAPPENING for ya, and while it doesn’t truly explain what the “happening” actually is, it continues to hint that it pretty much involves people senselessly harming either themselves or...
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