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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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New D-War trailer

Even though it will most likley be unbelievably terrible, DRAGON WARS (or D-WAR; even the trailer can’t seem to make up its mind) looks so f*ckin’ entertaining that I wish it would just wisely skip the theatrical release and go...
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De2cent director named

I obviously know what they’re doing with the spelling of the title for the sequel to THE DESCENT – but how the f*ck are we supposed to say that? “De-Two-Cent?” If that’s what they want, I’m not doing it! Neil...
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Nicotero directs?

Our buds at Dread Central sent us word that Make-Up Effects maestro Greg Nicotero (he does basically every single movie that requires a severed head or spray of blood) has set his eyes on directing (much as his old pal...
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30 Days prequel trails

FEARnet has just posted the trailer for their 30 DAYS OF NIGHT prequel/web-series: BLOOD TRAILS. BLOOD TRAILS follows George, a young addict who makes a living seeking covert information for Judith, the weary but wise New Orleans vampire hunter. Ready...
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No Bubba2 for Bruce!

Just the other day I wrote an article explaining how it was Bruce Campbell holding up BUBBA HO-TEP 2, although it seemed like the possibility of Bruce getting back into the Elvis costume wasn’t totally ruled out. Scratch that. Bruce...
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Monster Slayer trailer

The amusing trailer for JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER is up on the film’s Official Site. The film is about a loser plumber who, while working on a Professor’s (Robert Englund) house, disturbs an ancient evil… Of course, all kinds of...
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Faces/Death producer talks

Producer Rick Benattar chatted with Rotten Tomatoes about his upcoming FACES OF DEATH movie. “We’ve got a story, we’ve got a director, we’ve got a writer, J.T. Petty, who did a couple of indie films. He’s coming in and he...
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Hween leaked!

Here we go again! Apparently, horror films aren’t safe from the dreaded “torrents,” as it appears Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN has found itself leaked onto the internet – much as Eli Roth’s HOSTEL PART II did earlier this summer. What makes...
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New Hween pics

You don’t need me blathering on about this flick – or these creepy-ass pictures that have just been released on Myspace. I will say that the one of young Michael is freaking me the f*ck out though!
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Huge cast in Fallen Angels

Warner Bros., thru its Polychrome Pictures division, has acquired the domestic distribution rights to the demon haunted penitentiary film FALLEN ANGELS. The acclaimed horror thriller will begin possessing theatres in a limited theatrical release beginning October 5th and will be...
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