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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Hellbenders 3D (Movie Review)

PLOT: A ragtag crew of deeply debauched exorcists – dubbed the Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints – bite off far more than they can chew when their latest exorcism threatens to endanger both the human and deistic race. REVIEW:...
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Dissecting Director William Friedkin!

DIRECTOR WILLIAM FRIEDKIN Can you believe THE EXORCIST turns 40 years old this Christmas? Craziness, right!? And no doubt, as the anniversary of the film grows closer and closer, we can expect to see and hear about all kinds of...
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Top 10 Outer-Space Horrors!

So, y’all fin to feel the weight of GRAVITY this weekend? Hell, I know I am…and not just because it’s the latest film from Mexican maestro Alfonso Caron…but because this shite looks like the kind of grandiose, prestigious genre projects...
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Dissecting Writer Leigh Whannell!

WRITER LEIGH WHANNELL It's about damn time we get better acquainted with Leigh Whannell, one half of the Aussie brain-trust behind such modern day horror classics as SAW and INSIDIOUS, and to a lesser degree, DEAD SILENCE and a few...
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Book Review: The Guns of Santa Sangre (Written by Eric Red)

Pre-order THE GUNS OF SANTA SANGRE here PLOT: Under a full moon, a hardened trio of Pistoleros are tasked with ridding a Mexican village of a rabid wolf-men infestation. REVIEW: The great Eric Red has wasted little time pounding out...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Well goddamn! It looks like the 2013 calendar is about to turn its back on the summertime. No more long days and short skirts…the bikinis and flip-flops sadly go back in storage for another 9 months or so. Sucks, I...
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Movie Review: Daylight (2013)

PLOT: While investigating the mysterious abuse of a little a girl in a rural Indiana town, a trio of Child Protective Service agents unearth a hellish supernatural presence. Or do they? REVIEW: Outside of a quick IMDB logline scanned prior...
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Dissecting Director Sean S. Cunningham!

DIRECTOR SEAN S. CUNNINGHAM! So what’s up, you have a good and gory Friday the 13th last week? I know I did. I went full-ham and clocked JASON GOES TO HELL, JASON X and FREDDY VS. JASON. What’d you watch?...
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Top 10 Friday The 13th Hotties!

Don’t look now friends, but next week comes one of the best days of the year to be a horror fan…Friday the 13th! Not sure about you, but I’ve already dusted off my box-set, pulled out the kill cards (yes,...
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Dissecting Writer/Director Brian De Palma!

WRITER/DIRECTOR BRIAN DE PALMA Buy DRESSED TO KILL here In his halcyon days, Brian De Palma was one badass motherf*cker! As a staunch Hitchcock acolyte, De Palma's deft understanding of camera framing, movement and composition…all in the name of building...
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