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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Top 10 Michael Myers Kills!

So, you ghouls and gals have a killer Halloween this year? You still hung-over on horror movie marathons and stomach-killing sugar overdoses? You should be! But don’t fret folks, we’re here to offer one last Halloween celebration that should be...
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Dissecting Dario Argento!

WRITER/DIRECTOR DARIO ARGENTO! Despite the effete late phase of his career, Dario Argento is deservedly one of the most heralded horror filmmakers of all time. There's no other way to parse it. The Italian maestro of splatter cinema burst onto...
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Movie Review: Dust Of War (directed by Andrew Kightlinger)

PLOT: In a dusty, desolate American wasteland, a tight-lipped antihero must protect a young woman believed to be a harbinger of human salvation. REVIEW: With five shorts under his belt, DUST OF WAR marks the feature debut of writer/director Andrew...
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Top 10 Horror Psychics!

So, what do you guys and gals think of the CARRIE remake, opening today? Word is the cast and crew went back and reshot a bunch of shite in order to make the flick worthy of a hard-R rating. You...
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Hellbenders 3D (Movie Review)

PLOT: A ragtag crew of deeply debauched exorcists – dubbed the Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints – bite off far more than they can chew when their latest exorcism threatens to endanger both the human and deistic race. REVIEW:...
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Dissecting Director William Friedkin!

DIRECTOR WILLIAM FRIEDKIN Can you believe THE EXORCIST turns 40 years old this Christmas? Craziness, right!? And no doubt, as the anniversary of the film grows closer and closer, we can expect to see and hear about all kinds of...
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Top 10 Outer-Space Horrors!

So, y’all fin to feel the weight of GRAVITY this weekend? Hell, I know I am…and not just because it’s the latest film from Mexican maestro Alfonso Caron…but because this shite looks like the kind of grandiose, prestigious genre projects...
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Dissecting Writer Leigh Whannell!

WRITER LEIGH WHANNELL It's about damn time we get better acquainted with Leigh Whannell, one half of the Aussie brain-trust behind such modern day horror classics as SAW and INSIDIOUS, and to a lesser degree, DEAD SILENCE and a few...
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Book Review: The Guns of Santa Sangre (Written by Eric Red)

Pre-order THE GUNS OF SANTA SANGRE here PLOT: Under a full moon, a hardened trio of Pistoleros are tasked with ridding a Mexican village of a rabid wolf-men infestation. REVIEW: The great Eric Red has wasted little time pounding out...
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Top 10 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Well goddamn! It looks like the 2013 calendar is about to turn its back on the summertime. No more long days and short skirts…the bikinis and flip-flops sadly go back in storage for another 9 months or so. Sucks, I...
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