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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Scary Movie Masks!

So, who’s going to see YOU’RE NEXT this weekend? Shite looks pretty gnarly, right? It sure does, in no small part due to those savage animalistic masks the perps are sporting in the picture. What the hell are those things...
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Dissecting Writer/Director David Twohy!

Writer/Director David Twohy Buy PITCH BLACK here Over the last 20 years, writer/director David Twohy has embraced the dark side like few other filmmakers. Of the 15 or so projects he's worked on during that span, only G.I. JANE stands...
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Top 10 Horror/Sci-Fi movie Robots!

Y’all pumped for ELYSIUM this weekend? I know I am. Not only because it’s Neill Blomkamp’s much anticipated DISTRICT 9 follow up, but also for the legit-looking trailers and solid word of mouth the film has received so far (make...
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Dissecting Writer/Director Don Mancini!

"Don Mancini" Barring Brad Dourif, is there a single name more synonymous with Chucky The-Killer-Good-Guy-Doll than Don Mancini?! Don't think so. Over the last 25 years, Mr. Mancini has, in some form or fashion, authored every single CHILD'S PLAY iteration,...
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Top 10 Creepy Doll Flicks!

Dolls are f*cking frightening. Seriously. I don’t care if you’re 6 or 60, that cherubic inanimate blob of plastic…the permanent smile, those beady eyes that always seem fixed in your direction…yeah, no thank you. To make things worse, dolls have...
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Dissecting Director Nicolas Winding Refn!

“Nicolas Winding Refn” Buy the PUSHER trilogy here! Few filmmakers of recent memory have turned heads, popped eyes and dropped jaws like Danish writer/director Nicolas Winding Refn. His new film ONLY GOD FORGIVES, currently playing in the states, is as...
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Top 10 Guillermo del Toro Flicks!

Good gravy, is there a bigger name in movies these days than Guillermo del Toro?! Pretty crazy right, especially when you consider the dude has only directed 7 feature films over the last 20 years, with PACIFIC RIM, crash landing...
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Dissecting Director Eduardo Sanchez

“Eduardo Sanchez” Eduardo Sanchez has had a pretty fascinating movie career. After striking lightning in a bottle the first time out, the Cuban born filmmaker went away for a long while before making another film, and when he made another...
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Top 10 Hottest Vampire Chicks!

Bite me! Such a sardonic retort actually becomes a legit request when regarding one of the oldest film characters…the vampire seductress. If you don’t know, the great Neil Jordan (INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE) returns to such a world of erotic...
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Top 10 Deadly Aqua-Menaces!

Ah, June is here. The sand, the surf, the sexy hunnies rockin’ the two-piece…it really doesn’t get much better does it?! Only there’s one caveat: deadly aquatic monsters! Be honest, have you ever cut your time short 3-feet deep in...
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