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Movie Review: Daylight (2013)

PLOT: While investigating the mysterious abuse of a little a girl in a rural Indiana town, a trio of Child Protective Service agents unearth a hellish supernatural presence. Or do they? REVIEW: Outside of a quick IMDB logline scanned prior...
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Dissecting Director Sean S. Cunningham!

DIRECTOR SEAN S. CUNNINGHAM! So what’s up, you have a good and gory Friday the 13th last week? I know I did. I went full-ham and clocked JASON GOES TO HELL, JASON X and FREDDY VS. JASON. What’d you watch?...
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Top 10 Friday The 13th Hotties!

Don’t look now friends, but next week comes one of the best days of the year to be a horror fan…Friday the 13th! Not sure about you, but I’ve already dusted off my box-set, pulled out the kill cards (yes,...
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Dissecting Writer/Director Brian De Palma!

WRITER/DIRECTOR BRIAN DE PALMA Buy DRESSED TO KILL here In his halcyon days, Brian De Palma was one badass motherf*cker! As a staunch Hitchcock acolyte, De Palma's deft understanding of camera framing, movement and composition…all in the name of building...
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Top 10 Scary Movie Masks!

So, who’s going to see YOU’RE NEXT this weekend? Shite looks pretty gnarly, right? It sure does, in no small part due to those savage animalistic masks the perps are sporting in the picture. What the hell are those things...
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Dissecting Writer/Director David Twohy!

Writer/Director David Twohy Buy PITCH BLACK here Over the last 20 years, writer/director David Twohy has embraced the dark side like few other filmmakers. Of the 15 or so projects he's worked on during that span, only G.I. JANE stands...
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Top 10 Horror/Sci-Fi movie Robots!

Y’all pumped for ELYSIUM this weekend? I know I am. Not only because it’s Neill Blomkamp’s much anticipated DISTRICT 9 follow up, but also for the legit-looking trailers and solid word of mouth the film has received so far (make...
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Dissecting Writer/Director Don Mancini!

"Don Mancini" Barring Brad Dourif, is there a single name more synonymous with Chucky The-Killer-Good-Guy-Doll than Don Mancini?! Don't think so. Over the last 25 years, Mr. Mancini has, in some form or fashion, authored every single CHILD'S PLAY iteration,...
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Top 10 Creepy Doll Flicks!

Dolls are f*cking frightening. Seriously. I don’t care if you’re 6 or 60, that cherubic inanimate blob of plastic…the permanent smile, those beady eyes that always seem fixed in your direction…yeah, no thank you. To make things worse, dolls have...
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Dissecting Director Nicolas Winding Refn!

“Nicolas Winding Refn” Buy the PUSHER trilogy here! Few filmmakers of recent memory have turned heads, popped eyes and dropped jaws like Danish writer/director Nicolas Winding Refn. His new film ONLY GOD FORGIVES, currently playing in the states, is as...
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