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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Honeymoon Phase (Horror Movie Review)

PLOT: With their sex life on the rocks, newlyweds Tom (Jim Schubin) and Eve (Chloe Carroll) Jacobs agree to participate in a radical medical experiment. They two are offered $50,000 to spend 30 days alone together in a luxury facility...

Fear Pharm (Horror Movie Review)

PLOT: A foursome of fun-loving teenagers frequent a massive corn-field maze Halloween haunt, where they are stalked and slashed by a sinister staff of psychotic serial killers. REVIEW: DP-turned-director Dante Yore tills overly familiar territory with his scant and skimpy...

Intersect (Horror Movie Review)

PLOT: When a trio of Miskatonic University students invents the world’s first time-travel machine, unforeseen consequences of evil abound. REVIEW: With two short narratives (THE GIRL IN THE WOODS, QUANTUM REQUIEM) and a full-length documentary (THE UNBELIEVERS) to his name,...

Rent-A-Pal (Horror Movie Review)

PLOT: In 1990 Colorado, 40-year-old David (Brian Landis Folkins) lives at home and cares for his demented 73-year old mother. To break the monotony, he attempts to meet women on a video dating service. But when David finds a VHS...

The Black Sheep: Cheerleader Camp (1988)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test of Time: Dead Alive (1992)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...

The Black Sheep: Piranha 3DD (2012)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test Of Time: Fright Night (1985)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must-see? So…the...
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