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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Rutger Hauer Genre Movie Roles!

Jake Y’all hear that? Yeah, it’s the sound of the entire AITH family tippin’ a 40 out to the fallen homey. RIP MR. Hauer, you’re one of the all time bests! Indeed, yesterday brought the sad, sad news that the...

Dead Water (Movie Review)

PLOT: David, a U.S. Marine with severe PTSD, goes on a yachting vacation with his wife and deceased brother’s best friend in the Virgin Islands. While on the high seas, the trio must sort out their own personal baggage while...

The Test of Time: Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Soldier (1998)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Trespassers (Movie Review)

PLOT: After years apart, two high-school friends reunite on a dessert vacation with their significant others. Once the foursome settles into a modern luxury mansion, their lives are threatened by a gang of ruthless home invaders. REVIEW: A year after...

The Test of Time: Piranha (1978)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (Movie Review)

PLOT: A dormant clan of Nazi soldiers stationed on the moon plot an attack on the hidden city of Agartha, located at the center of the Earth. REVIEW: Seven years after hilariously bombarding Earth with his irreverently raucous sci-fi send...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Uncle Sam (1996)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Conjuring Universe Deaths!

Jake GET THE CONJURING FRANCHISE ON BLU-RAY HERE Who already has there ANNABELLE: COMING HOME tickets in tow? Come on now, the movie copped a solid 7/10 around these parts, so you could do a lot worse! Seriously though, have...

The Test of Time: Wolf (1994)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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