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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Isabelle (Movie review)

  PLOT: After flat-lining for one minute during childbirth, Larissa (Amanda Crew) is beset with a demonic presence hell-bent on possessing her body. REVIEW: It can only be described as seven years bad luck for Canadian cinematic jack-of-all-trades, Rob Heydon,...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Crocodile (2000)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Rambo Kills!

Jake It’s T-minus three months and one week until John Rambo embarks on his final mission via LAST BLOOD. As you can see, we can’t f*cking wait! To get us however prematurely prepared, we thought it’d a goddamn blast (in...

The Test of Time: Child’s Play (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

They Come Knocking (Movie Review)

PLOT: On Father’s Day, Nathan takes his two daughters on a RV camping trip to get over the death of their cancer-stricken mother. While out in the mountains, they become harassed by a harem of hooded homicidal homunculi. REVIEW: Grief...

The F*cking Black Sheep: The Return of Swamp Thing (1989)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Worst Godzilla Movies!

Jake Other than humanity (Roland Emmerich specifically), what would you say has been Godzilla’s most formidable foe over the decades? King Kong? MechaGodzilla? That f*cked-up Giant Crab thingy? As we rightly highlighted in our Test of Time for the original...

The Test of Time: Godzilla (1954)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Chopping Mall (1986)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Must-See Horror Movies of Summer 2019!

Jake F*ck living easy, summer time…when the dying is hard! That’s right y’all, as May dwindles away, we’ve officially come to the brink of summer moviegoing 2019. As per usual, we’ve carved together our annual litany of the most anticipated...
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