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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Head Hunter (Movie Review)

PLOT: A head-collecting Viking hunter wages a war of vengeance with the grotesque zombie-troll that killed his daughter. REVIEW: They say necessity is the mother of invention. If true, you’d be seriously hard-pressed to find a better cinematic example than...

The Test of Time: Tourist Trap (1979)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: When a Stranger Calls Back (1993)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Charlie Says (Movie Review)

PLOT: In August of 1969, Leslie Van Houten (Hannah Murray) falls prey to the baleful brainwash of master manipulator and murderous majordomo, Charles Manson. REVIEW: There seems to be an unhealthy current trend in TV and movies to celebrate, romanticize...
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Top 10 Creepiest Horror Movie Landlords!

Jake Landlords. You hate ‘em, I hate ‘em myself. And yet, for those unable to afford a home of their own, they’re a necessary evil. It’s an evil that has been capitalized upon in both cinema and television for decades....

The Test of Time: The Crow (1994)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Unlawful Entry (1992)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Body at Brighton Rock (Movie Review)

PLOT: When Wendy (Karina Fontes), a novice tour-guide at Brighton Rock Recreational Park, gets lost in the wilderness after swapping shifts with a colleague, she stumbles on a dead body deep in the woods. Did the man accidentally fall from...

The Test of Time: The Company of Wolves (1984)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Cellar Dweller (1988)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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