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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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The Wind (Movie Review)

PLOT: In the late 1800s, Lizzy Macklin (Caitlin Gerard) becomes tormented by what she perceives to be a prairie demon. Is Lizzy simply losing her mind following years of isolation and recent tragedy? REVIEW: Meritorious horror-westerns are always an appreciated...
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Top 10 Scary Horror Movie Pets!

Jake Pets are cute. Until they’re not. No bullshite, have you ever had an unruly pet from hell? One you immediately regretted getting mere minutes after opening your doors and letting the little guy or gal run roughshod over your...

The Test of Time: The Toxic Avenger (1984)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The Haunting of Sharon Tate (Movie Review)

PLOT: In the days leading up to her tragic murder at the hands of Charles Manson in 1969, pregnant actress Sharon Tate (Hillary Duff) reckons with eerie premonitions of her vicious murder. REVIEW: With more than a decade spent toiling...

I’m Just F*cking With You (Movie Review)

PLOT: The night before his cousin’s wedding in Los Angeles, uptight yuppie Larry (Keir O’Donnell) is harassed in a series of practical jokes played by Chester (Hayes MacArthur), the bizarre night manger of the Pink Motel and Lounge. REVIEW: While...

The F*cking Black Sheep: The Stuff (1985)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Cinematic Doppelgangers!

Jake Okay now, who’s getting loose with Jordan Peele’s US this weekend? While the movie has been garnering positive buzz just below that of GET OUT two years ago, there’s no doubt Peele has brought back the horror tenet of...

The Test of Time: Ravenous (1999)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: 976-Evil (1989)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Female Horror Directors!

Jake In honor of March being Women’s History Month, we thought it no better time than to celebrate our favorite female horror filmmakers. Now, this is by no means an exhaustive list, nor a definitive one in any sense, only...
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