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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The Test of Time: Cronos (1993)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The Hole in the Ground (Movie Review)

PLOT: Sarah O’Neill (Seana Kerslake) is a single mother trying to escape her troubled past by starting life anew out in the isolated Irish woodlands. When Sarah and her son Chris (James Quinn Markey) discover a giant sinkhole surrounding their...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Children of the Corn (1984)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Sexiest Horror Films!

Jake Ahead of the ever-erotic and hallucinatory Gaspar Noe’s sexy new horror/thriller CLIMAX, which opens in limited fashion March 1st, we thought it’d be fun to compile a list of what we think are the sexiest horror movies. Now, sexy...

The Test of Time: The Warriors (1979)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Sweet Pain aka Dolorosa Gioia (Movie Review)

PLOT: When young piano composer Carlo Gesualdo discovers his wife Maria is having an affair, he crafts a meticulous revenge plot that may or may not end in coldblooded murder. REVIEW: A decade after helming his feature debut, EMBRION, and...

The Prodigy (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a psychopathic killer is murdered at the very second Miles (Jackson Robert Scott) is born, his evil soul is reincarnated in the form of a precocious eight year old boy. REVIEW: For all my NYC hip-hop heads, straight...

The Amityville Murders (Movie Review)

PLOT: On November 13, 1974, Ronald DeFeo Jr. shot six of his family members to death with a rifle inside their home in Amityville, New York. Here’s the supposed reason why. REVIEW: Coming off THE HAUNTING OF SHARON TATE, writer/director...

The Test of Time: My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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