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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Check out the dazzling, astral motion poster for Melancholia

Due 11-11-11 is Darren Bousman’s horror film of the same name, as well as Tarsem Singh’s mythic-actioner IMMORTALS. But perhaps the most appropriate film to come out on that ominous date? Lars von Trier’s MELANCHOLIA, for which a bedazzled new...
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Stuff your pipe full of The 420 Witch, new stoner horror-show

As Paramount tires to put a dark but straight-faced spin on the Grimm brothers’ HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS, it seems a threesome of indie companies are joining forces the opposite way… According to Variety, a new stoner horror flick...
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HORROR TEN SPOT: Fav Evil Robots

Entering the public ring this weekend is Shawn Levy’s rock’em-sock’em robot flick REAL STEEL, a movie we’ve not for one second muted our vocal disinterest in. Shite looks like ROLLER BALL meets “American Gladiators,” with Hugh Jackman playing some cocky...
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HORROR TEN SPOT: My Fav Evil Robots (Part 2)

Entering the public ring this weekend is Shawn Levy’s rock’em-sock’em robot flick REAL STEEL, a movie we’ve not for one second muted our vocal disinterest in. Shite looks like ROLLER BALL meets “American Gladiators,” with Hugh Jackman playing some cocky...
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