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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Anna and the Apocalypse (Movie Review)

PLOT: When the zombie apocalypse befalls the quaint town of Little Haven, Scotland during Christmastime, the fate of the world sits on the shoulders of singing and dancing high-school student Anna (Ella Hunt) and her friends. REVIEW: Never mind LA...

The Test of Time: Pumpkinhead (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Madman (1982)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Horror Movie Reviews

Astral (Movie Review)

PLOT: Years after his mother’s suicide, university student Alex (Frank Dillane) attempt to contact her spirit through astral projection. Unfortunately, Alex awakens something far more sinister in the process. REVIEW: Following a half-decade spent honing his filmmaking craft across a...
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Top 10 Badass Genre Movie Anti-Heroines!

Jake So, who’s getting caught up with THE GIRL IN THE SPIDER’S WEB this weekend? Can’t speak for all, but we’re guessing those who are will do so primarily to see the kickass Lisbeth Salander (Claire Foy) continue her fierce...

The Test of Time: Night of the Living Dead (1990)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Overlord (Movie Review)

PLOT: One night before D-Day, a squadron of American paratroopers is dropped into enemy territory, where they unwittingly stumble on a sadistic Nazi experimentation regime. REVIEW: War is hell. Hell is horrifying. Ipso facto, the hellish horrors of war have...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Man’s Best Friend (1993)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Welcome to Mercy (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a single mother (Kristen Ruhlin) is stricken with violent Stigmatic wounds, she turns to a local nun (Eileen Davies) and priest (Juris Strenga) at a secluded convent to understand the wickedness that lies before her. REVIEW: I hadn’t...

The Test of Time: Monkey Shines (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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