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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Blumhouse Horror Movies!

Jake Man, who in the film biz has it better than this Jason Blum fella? F*cking Di Caprio? That Chalamet chap? In just a dozen short years, this Blum dude has turned his indie production company into one of the...

Suspiria (Movie Review)

PLOT: A nefarious coven of witches at a Berlin dance Academy set their sights on a promising new American dancer who arrives in 1977. REVIEW: Luca Guadagnino’s SUSPIRIA is a luridly seductive fever-dream. Ardent Argento acolytes might feel affronted by...

Halloween (Movie Review)

Read Chris Bumbray's take right HERE! PLOT: Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield 40 years after his initial reign of terror. Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) has been waiting for this ill-fated Halloween night her entire life. Let the showdown begin!...

The Test of Time: Suspiria (1977)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Top 10 Horror Movies That Take Place On Halloween!

Jake If history has taught us anything, it’s that HALLOWEEN is the best damn holiday in which to set a horror film. John Carpenter’s 1978 classic set that bar higher than any other, turning a feebly budgeted shoe-stringer into a...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Halloween 5

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

My Favorite Scary Movie: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

For the month of October, JoBlo.com staff will be gearing you up for the Halloween season with My Favorite Scary Movie, where we will share our favorite scary flicks, be it gory horror, supernatural thriller or bloody slasher flicks, lending...

Top 10 Horror Movie Carnivals!

Jake F*ck yes guys and ghouls, HELL FEST is officially open for perusal. Not sure about y’all, but slasher flicks are still among my favorite subgenre of horror, followed closely by quality genre joints that are take place in creepy carnival/circus...

Hell Fest (Movie Review)

PLOT: A group of teenagers are systematically stalked by a masked maniac at Hell Fest, an amusement park for horror fanatics. REVIEW: Such an avid fan of slasher flicks I am that, perhaps counter-intuitively, I’ve incredibly low standards to achieve...
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