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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

The F*cking Black Sheep: Something Evil (1972)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Pacific Rim: Uprising (Movie Review)

PLOT: Ten years after the Battle of the Breach, Jake Pentecost (John Boyega) must reluctantly face his past, accept his fate, and spearhead a counterattack against an epic new Kaiju invasion. REVIEW: So what do you get when you take...

Top 10 Genre Flicks To See In Spring 2018!

F*ck yeah boys and girls, the wintertime is finally over. Okay, sorry east-coasters, that was a bit insensitive given that f*cking DAY AFTER TOMORROW snowstorm y’all are currently under. I apologize. But moving on… Jake With springtime not only comes...

The Test of Time: Beetlejuice (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Cold Hell aka Die Holle (Movie Review)

PLOT: Ozge (Violetta Schurawlow), a Turkish immigrant living in Vienna, is forced to confront an Islamic-inspired serial killer after witnessing the aftermath of a brutal murder in her apartment complex. REVIEW: Five years following the aptly-realized if somewhat trampled material...

Top 10 Male Movie Stalkers!

Ever notice or wonder why the most popular obsessive stalker movies feature a psychotic female? Think about it. From FATAL ATTRACTION, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE and THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE to MISERY, POISON IVY, THE CRUSH, OBSESSED, etc etc.,...

The Strangers: Prey At Night (Movie Review)

PLOT: A family of four on a lakeside getaway is viciously accosted – at night – by a trio of masked-up psychopaths in an empty trailer park. REVIEW: THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT is a curious case indeed. Not only...

The Test of Time: Wild Things (1998)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: 16 Blocks (2006)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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