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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

JoBlo Originals

Top 10 Jungle-Set Horror Flicks!

Welcome to the jungle…we got tons of maims! Okay, that’s a pretty weak rhyme scheme, but the destination remains. Why? Well, how many of you are on the fence about going out and seeing Alex Garland’s ANNIHILATION this weekend? You...

Annihilation (Movie Review)

PLOT: After the disappearance of her husband Kane (Oscar Isaac) a year prior, intrepid biologist Lena (Natalie Portman) braves the ecological expedition into the unknown Area X with only a professional crew of four by her side. REVIEW: Two years...

The Test of Time: The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Say, what’s your favorite Bruce Willis role? No, not your favorite movie he starred in, but actual character he played in the past? The easy and obvious response has to be his two-decade run as John McClane, with that pugilistic...

The Lodgers (Movie Review)

PLOT: Twin siblings in 1920 Ireland are faced with a malevolent presence in their family’s historically accursed, 700 year old mansion. If the two can abide by the ghastly rules of The Lodgers, they can stay. If not, they’ll die!...

Are We Not Cats (Movie Review)

PLOT: After his parents move away and leave him with only a moving van to live in, troubled wastrel Eli (Michael Patrick Nicholson) forms a distinct and disturbing bond with Anya (Chelsea Lopez). That is, they’re both addicted to eating...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Valentine (2001)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Top 10 Horror Flicks to see this Valentine’s Day!

Love hurts. Hell, in some cases, love kills. With that, we at AITH wish y’all a happy and healthy f*cking Valentine’s Day! Jake Oh but if you thought that’s all we had for ya today, you’re wrong. Dead wrong. For...

The Test of Time: Bloodsport (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The Cloverfield Paradox (Movie Review)

PLOT: When the international crew of a space station working on a particle accelerator is advertently hurled across the universe, a malevolent alien energy wreaks lethal havoc aboard the vessel. REVIEW: Ever shrouded by production mystery and brilliant marketing subterfuge,...

Winchester (Movie Review)

PLOT: In 1906, widower Sarah Winchester (Helen Mirren), heir to the repeater rifle fortune, enlists the aid of a Dr. Eric Price (Jason Clarke) to determine whether or not she’s of sound mind when claiming her gaudy mansion to be...
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