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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Jigsaw Traps!

Ah yeah, today’s the day friends, the long-awaited return of JIGSAW to the big-screen. How many of you are going to check out what old master-murder-manipulator has in store 7 years after his latest deadly designs were exacted? A perfect...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Saw: The Final Chapter

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

The Test of Time: The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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Jungle (Movie Review)

PLOT: Yossi Ghinsberg (Daniel Radcliffe), an Israeli backpacker traveling through South America, endures a harrowing journey of survival when getting lost alone in the Amazon Jungle for 19 days. REVIEW: I’m convinced those critically castigating Greg McLean’s new film JUNGLE...
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Leatherface (Movie Review)

PLOT: In Texas from 1955 to 1965, we witness the inherently violent growing pains of young Jed Sawyer, aka Leatherface. REVIEW: The curse of a first film can be a very real thing. At least, a first successful one. The...

The Test of Time: Friday the 13th (1980)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Dementia 13 (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a wealthy family reunites at an isolated castle estate to mourn the death of a child, each member must also reckon with a vengeful ghost, an axe-murderer and a trove of long-buried secrets. REVIEW: Raise your hand if...
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Top 10 Afterlife Horror/Thrillers!

Movies about the afterlife have been around since at least the 1940s. Flicks like BETWEEN TWO WORLDS, HERE COMES MR. JORDAN and A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH are examples of such, ones that admittedly lean on the romantic/fantasy tonailty...
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