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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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The Test of Time: Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Stephen King’s IT (1990)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Awakening The Zodiac (Movie Review)

PLOT: A downtrodden married couple in desperate need of fast cash goes after a $100,000 reward when stumbling on the old supposed snuff films of the infamous Zodiac Killer. REVIEW: It’s taken seven years for longtime Liverpudlian AD Jonathan Wright...
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Top 10 Creepiest David Lynch Characters!

There has never been a dearth of eerie oddballs in the films of David Lynch. In fact, dude has sort of made a career out of creating some of the weirdest, most bizarre and inexplicably strange men and women ever...

The Test of Time: Blue Velvet (1986)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

Dark Signal (Movie Review)

PLOT: On the eve of undergoing a massive makeover, a local British radio station is suddenly flooded by a ghastly transmission thought to be the voice of a recently murdered young woman. REVIEW: More than a decade has transpired since...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Resident Evil (2002)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Alien: Covenant (Movie Review)

PLOT: When the colonization crew of the deep-space Covenant vessel lands on a distant planet that seems perfectly habitable, a lethal multiform alien parasite is the only living organism awaiting them. REVIEW: Very few filmmakers – current, contemporary, dead, alive,...
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Top 10 Deaths in the Alien Franchise!

Happy Friday fellow Arrow in the Headers, how many of you already have your ALIEN COVENANT tickets in tow? If not, what the hell are you waiting for?! Jake Perhaps this: a double-fistful of gory ALIEN deaths to prime the...

The Test of Time: Aliens (1986)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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