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See sexy America Olivo go crazy in red-band trailer for Neighbor!

As sexy as America Olivo is, I never thought I’d actually agree with the biblical maxim “thou shall not covet thy neighbor.” Why? Because in Robert A. Masciantonio’s home invasion slasher flick NEIGHBOR, Olivo is going nowhere short of bat-shite...
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Tim Burton to direct a 14 year old psychic girl named Mai next?

Yup. Another month means another round of “what the hell is Tim Burton going to direct next.” Ever since crushing the box-office with the largest 3D opening in film history (ALICE IN WONDERLAND), it’s been one guess after another regarding...
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Full trailer for season 3 of True Blood is here!

Last Friday we sparked a healthy debate about the merits of HBO hit show “True Blood,” after seeing a season 3 preview trailer and new one-sheet. I called the show a cross between TWILIGHT and “Buffy,” then caught subsequent shit...
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New footage & 4 new character posters from Jonah Hex!

Y’all get a chance to scope our girl Jenna Busch’s interview with JONAH HEX himself, Josh Brolin last week? No? Do yourself a favor and get down with that shite HERE. In the meantime, it appears Warner Bros. has not...
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Check out 4 new character quads for Nimrod Antal’s Predators

Now under two months from locking those foreboding red lasers on theatergoers everywhere, 20th Century Fox has just issued a foursome of character quad posters from Nimrod Antal’s PREDATORS. Of course, we’ve already come to know a bit about Royce...
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