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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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2 Titan Project trailers

The zombie craze marches on, and despite how trampled you think the subgenre is these days, the trend is never more evident than Rob W. Scribner’s infected-war picture THE TITAN PROJECT. But don’t take my word for it, cop a...
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Good look @ Mad Hatter

With Tim Burton’s interpretation of Lewis Carroll’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND two months from release, Disney has just issued an official first look at Johnny Depp as the iconic Mad Hatter. And guess what…the dude looks straight up weird. Big shocker,...
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Hot Bitch Slap images

Ah, BITCH SLAP…y’all ladies had me at hello! And between the two days from release (in limited theaters and on VOD) and the handful of new images from the film, namely a few character posters and a couple of set...
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Badass Legion clip

And I thought the last TV spot for Scott Stewart’s LEGION showed some balls. If balls that one had, this new clip via Yahoo has brass f*ckin’ boulders! Seriously, check out Paul Bettany fire some high powered arsenal at a...
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A few Frozen stills

We’re starting to compile a sweet little photo album for Adam Green’s FROZEN, his frigid psychological horror follow up to the popular 2006 title HATCHET. And you know what, this shite actually looks like it has the makings to be...
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Manipede! trailer/deets

Holy Shiite! Sometime a flick comes along that makes you check your damn water to supply to ensure you’re NOT hallucinating. And such is certainly the case for Matt Johnson’s horror comedy THE BURBANK PLAYAS PRESENT: MANIPEDE! Uh, I’m really...
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King’s top 10 of 2009

Ever wonder what our preeminent horror scribe thinks of modern day flicks? Wanna see how his taste in film stacks up to your own? Well check it…Stephen King has recently revealed to EW his top 10 films of 2009, and...
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Another Legion TV spot

Not even a full 24 hours ago we kneecapped y’all with a new TV spot for Scott Stewart’s LEGION. Well guess what? Yup, when it rains, it pours…’cause we’ve got another spunky little tube ad to pique some interest (scroll...
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2 D.Break TV spots/1 clip

Three days and counting until Michael and Peter Spierig see their hopeful halcyon day vampire flick DAYBREAKERS unleash hell on the world (part of it, anyway). And in case you haven’t chugged enough blood or seen enough vampiric vomiting, y’all...
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New Legion TV spot

What better way to ring in the new year than witnessing a gory salvo of purgatorial angels? Nothing coming to mind? Screw it, just lock a look at a fresh TV spot for Scott Stewart’s first of two religious horror...
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