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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

Dissecting Michael Fassbender!

MICHAEL FASSBENDER! Is there a more intimidating and venerated actor in the game right now than Michael Fassbender? Dude's handsome, talented and anyone who's seen SHAME, clearly packing a huge hog. Seriously though, in only 15 short years, this German...
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A Monster Calls (Movie Review)

PLOT: In order to help cope with his mother's terminal illness, a lonely young boy is visited every night by a therapeutic tree-monster with life lessons to impart. REVIEW: A third time is most certainly a charm for talented Spanish...

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1 Finale)

EPISODE: THREE ROOMS THE DISH: It all ends here. After 10 weeks, the demonic possession of the Rance family must somehow come to a halt. Or will it? WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, STOP...
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Top 10 Christmas Kills!

Violent Night my fellow Arrow in the Headers! Believe it or not, it’s that time of year again. ‘Tis the season of frightful weather, family reunions, unwrapping gifts, spiking the nog and getting loose with loved ones. Of course, it’s...
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Solace (Movie Review)

PLOT: A psychic serial killer thinks he's doing the world a service by killing terminally incurable patients. An FBI vet and his newcomer partner enlist the help of another psychic to help find and quash the serial killer for good....

TV Review: The Exorcist (Season 1, Episode 9)

EPISODE: CHAPTER 9: 162 THE DISH: Pazuzu is back to wreak havoc in the body of Regan, while Keane begins to discover the evildoing inside the church itself. WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW. IF YOU'VE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET, STOP...
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Beyond The Gates (Movie Review)

PLOT: When two estranged brothers are forced to close down their family video store following the death of their father, a VHS board game is uncovered to be the key in saving the old man’s soul. REVIEW: On the heels...
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Abattoir (Movie Review)

PLOT: When a young real estate reporter's family is sadistically slaughtered, her investigation leads to a harrowing revelation of the small town she lives in: a mysterious man in the area has been collecting ghosts for decades. REVIEW: The last...

Dissecting Jeffrey Dean Morgan!

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN! Quick show of hands…how many Jeffrey Dean Morgan fans do we have in the house? More specifically, how do we think JDM has done so far in assuming the villainous mantle of Negan in The Walking Dead?...
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Top 10 Eyeball Horror Scenes!

Ommetaphobia. The fear of eye-trauma. Such a deep-seeded fear is one we’ve been able to trace back to the silver screen of the 1920s. Why is that? What is it about the eyeball being such a vulnerable target in horror...
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