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New D.breakers trailer

With the holiday season just about underway, it’s time for the full-fledged marketing push for upcoming films to be released early next year. And it doesn’t get much earlier in the year than January 8th, when the Brothers Spierig unleash...
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New Wolfman poster

In the last couple of weeks we’ve been treated with all kinds of cool shite for Joe Johnston’s reimagining of THE WOLFMAN. We’ve seen official one-sheets and international posters, a French trailer, a spiffy little behind-the-scenes offering, as well as...
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Cabin Fever 2 dvd date

It’s been a long time coming for a DVD release of CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. Let’s just all be thankful the damn project is finally seeing the light of day (remember, director Ti...
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Outpost 2 plot/artwork

Not sure how many of you got down with Steve Barker’s British Nazi-Zombie picture OUTPOST last year. Well, regardless of what you thought of the film (if you did see it), Barker is undoubtedly forging ahead with a sequel entitled...
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A 3-D Zombieland?

Looks like we’ve got both awesome and a bit of disconcerting news about a sequel for Ruben Fleischer’s box-office slaughtering zom-com ZOMBIELAND. First the good: after torrential online pirating of the film lead to cooled discussions of a sequel, it...
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Paranormal DVD info

Perhaps even more impressive than the film itself, the ingenious marketing team behind Oren Peli’s massively successful PARANORMAL ACTIVITY looks to may have missed only one key step. And that’s releasing the DVD (on Blu-Ray as well) after Christmas. Surely...
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King’s Shining sequel?

Here’s an alarming stint of news if I’ve ever heard one. While treating fans to a short reading of his new novel Under the Dome a few days ago in Toronto, Stephen King (aside David Cronenberg, who interviewed the preeminent...
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Lords is Mars’ Princess

Ah yeah, Traci Lords in a full-blown (wrong words perhaps) science fiction picture? I’m so there! And hopefully you are too, or at least half-way interested in seeing director-turned-D.P. (Jesus, the puns won’t end) Mark Atkins’ new film PRINCESS OF...
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Jackman is Real Steel

Hugh Jackman in a Steven Spielberg (produced) flick? There could be (and have been) far worse cinematic pairings, don’t you think. Well either way, Variety has just issued a tidbit that the WOLVERINE star will take the lead in a...
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3 new Descent 2 clips

After witnessing an official trailer, 3 cool new clips and a fresh U.K. TV spot for THE DESCENT: PART 2, I’ve gotta say the film doesn’t look half-bad. And to reaffirm such a sentiment, we’ve got another 3 sweet ass...
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