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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Avatar Thenator clip #2

So did y’all see Jimmy Cameron chatting up his new flick AVATAR on “60 Minutes” last night? Well, if you missed it, you can find a profile of it here. But until you hop over that way, cop a look...
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The Crow reboot update

So a few details have surfaced regarding the reboot of THE CROW (a premise ranging from superfluous to blasphemous depending on how big a fan you are, just ask our boy Jared P.), a project still a couple months from being...
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US: Regeneration trailer

Damn this trailer rules! Seriously, I’m not sure a more epic cinematic experience can be had than a Van Damme/Dolph Lundgren showdown. As two of the most entertaining and ass-whooping action stars who ever came about, it’s kind of a...
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Dexter auctions props

With turkey day on the horizon and the official holiday season set to get underway, the cool folks behind the kickass Showtime series “Dexter” are partaking in some Christmas spirit altruism (well, partially). In a sweet tie in with the...
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Avatar runtime revealed

Yup, I really wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I didn’t have a damn AVATAR update to break for y’all. And no, this time we don’t have any cool BTS featurettes, sweet trailers, new photos, or even lame...
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Descent 2 U.K. TV spot

It’s been a long slog tracking this damn DESCENT: PART 2, the first feature from longtime editor Jon Harris (DESCENT, SNATCH) who looks to replicate the success of Neil Marshall’s claustrophobic terror displayed in the 2005 original. And though we...
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3 cool new Road clips

Ah, THE ROAD. Now we’re talking my cup-a-joe. And though the general movie going populace is no doubt bound to keep NEW MOON theaters crowded through Thanksgiving, it is John Hillcoat’s adaptation of the Pulitzer Prize winning Cormac McCarthy novel...
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My Ex plot/trailer

After dosing you all with that stomach churning news about NEW MOON, a populist outing of embarrassing measure, I feel compelled to hit you with a story about the least mainstream flick I can find. And I think we’re in...
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New Moon breaks record

In a bout of news that could very well push me over the suicide precipice, it appears NEW MOON has unsurprisingly broken the all time midnight screening record. Yup, all the emo-tweens and super-suckers for glittery vampire melodrama have shelled...
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Sign ROTLD book petition

Man, Dan O’Bannon’s 1985 zom-com RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD seriously kicks more ass than Manny Pacquiao. As far as horror comedies go, this shite easily sits atop the pantheon of all-time greats like GHOSTBUSTERS, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, EVIL...
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