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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Diagnosis Death stills

Perhaps looking to take the comedic-horror reins away from Ruben Fleischer’s side splitting ZOMBIELAND, Jason Stutter’s “Flight of the Conchords” inspired sophomore effort looks all kinds of entertaining. Don’t believe me? Just leer at some of the photos we have...
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New Cornered stills

He y’all, we just caught word of a sweet little suspense thriller called CORNERED, which we warn should never be confused with the immortal Steve Guttenberg flick of the same name (sans an exclamation point). No, this doozy comes at...
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1st Daybreakers TV spot

Hopefully looking to put a once and for all end to these wan, touchy-feely vampires that have taken over as of late, the ghastly bloodsuckers from Michael and Peter Spierig’s DAYBREAKERS have just taken a bite out of television. That’s...
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Cool Bitch Slap trailer

Hells yes! More excited for this story I could hardly be. Why? As if I needed much more than a title of BITCH SLAP, we’ve got a sleazy ass exploitation send up featuring a gang of smoldering girlies looking to...
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13HRS plot/pics/teaser

So I just happened upon a flick I’ve yet to hear of, a British action/horror outing called 13HRS. Actually, upon further inspection 13HRS could very well be a British attempt to counter all things NEW MOON, as the former stars...
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The Graves new poster

Has it really been about four months since we’ve discussed Brian Pudilo’s THE GRAVES, which we know will be part of After Dark’s 2010 slate of 8 Films To Die For? Jeez, that’s way too long, don’t you think (or...
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Trailer for The Torturer

Not to be confused with the famous author (or even actor of the same name), longtime cameraman Graham Green (AT RISK, PHANTOMS) has written and directed a first feature entitled THE TORTURER, starring Nichelle Nichols, Andrew W. Walker, Sophia Choi...
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The Keeper hits dvd

So who is THE KEEPER? You know him. The scowl. The menacing whisper. The black boots. The ponytail. That’s right folks, Steven Seagal is the mothafu*kin’ KEEPER, and in his next movie he’s looking to use a whole squad of...
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Savage County trailer

It seems that in the wake of such successful horror cable TV shows as “Dexter” and “True Blood,” TV studios are much more receptive to grisly material than in the past. And driving that point home is an upcoming MTV...
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Banshee Scream set still

“Mannequin Park: Watch out for Banshees” (Steve C. Miller) Three days ago our main lady-killer Ammon (don’t worry Mrs. Ammon, I mean lady murderer) caught you up on a flick by Steven C. Miller called SCREAM OF THE BANSHEE. In...
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