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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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NYC Horror Fest revealed

Sweet! You know how can tell the truly dedicated horror-heads? They’re the ones who press on with sick festivals and gory celebrations long after Halloween. They’re not in it for some marketable holiday tie-in, they’re doing it for the love...
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Alien vs Ninja deets

Wow. Just a few days ago we reported on a killer Sci-Fi/horror outing about zombies battling robots. Well, not to be outdone, some details have surfaced at this year’s American Film Market about Yuji Shimomura’s kickass genre-blender ALIEN VS NINJA....
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Diagnosis Death trailer

Are there any fans out there of the off-kilter, bone-dry Kiwi humor of HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords”? If there is, good news for you today comes via a new trailer for what appears to be a side-splitting horror-comedy called...
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New Crazies image

Judging by Breck Eisner’s stand out episode of “Fear Itself” last year, and our boy Joel Robertson’s glowing review of his new flick, the man’s reworking of George A. Romero’s 1973 lost classic THE CRAZIES looks pretty damn badass. But...
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Darkening Sky trailer

I love learning of upcoming horror flicks moments before I relay them your way. And it’s 2 for my last 2, as I’ve just gotten word on a cool little psychological horror flick called DARKENING SKY. From writer/director Victor Bornia...
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Jen’s Body dvd date?

Good news for all you Megan Fox acolytes! For those who, as a result of fleeing theaters quicker than a Paul Rueben’s in-seat neighbor, didn’t get a chance to catch the cheerleader-gone-demon film JENNIFER’S BODY, we now have a relative...
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YellowBrickRoad trl

I’ll admit, today’s the first I’ve heard of a slick sounding horror/thriller called YELLOWBRICKROAD (yes, it’s all one word). Written and directed by feature-first-timers Jesse Holland and Andy Milton (MISSING PERSONS), the two pick up their back-wooded spook-tale: One Morning...
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2013 heads to TV?

If my memory holds, and I indeed saw a promo trailer for Roland Emmerich’s end of the world disaster flick 2012 during the Superbowl earlier this year (February), than this has got to be one of the longest, most drawn...
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More looks at The Road

With just about three weeks away from being traveled, John Hillcoat’s THE ROAD is still looking to be among the strongest of late-year contenders. It’s got a hell of a pedigree: Cormac McCarthy source material, a strong visual storyteller in...
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Fresh Machete poster

For all us who sat by as Robert Rodriguez’s feature length adaptation of his grimy faux-trailer for MACHETE languished in inactivity for years, we had doubts it would even get made. Then, with the outlandish, almost SOUTHLAND TALES type-ridiculous casting...
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