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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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True Blood sexes up cast

I’m not ashamed to say I haven’t hitched onto the “True Blood” bandwagon. So sue me, I am no Sookie convert. But that doesn’t mean I can’t throw a little love to the news side of the proceedings, and it...
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Blind Dead trailer

If you thought Oren Peli’s PARANORMAL ACTIVITY was rocking a micro-budget (roughly $11K), get a load of Cristian Toledo and Lucio Rojas’ Chilean zombie flick BLIND DEAD, produced for less than 1/5 that amount. Seriously, two or so grand?I’ve spent...
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Occulterers web series

For those who either missed ZOMBIELAND or are looking for a little levity amidst the endless torture outings, gut-spilling and spine-tingling spook-fests that are all too present this time of year, go ahead and meet Hayden Black and his darkly...
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Blood of Red Riding Hood

Producer, writer, director, and editor Harry Sparks (YOU DON’T KNOW JACK, ALL HALLOWS’ EVE) can now add cinematographer to his repertoire, as he assumes all 5 duties for his newest erotic-horror outing ROTKAPPCHEN: THE BLOOD OF RED RIDING HOOD, which...
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Scream Awards 10/27

JENNIFER’S BODY star Megan Fox at the 2009 Scream Awards! Very few days stand out as ones to be proud of. I know I’ll never forget the day I drained a three at the buzzer to win by one point....
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I Can See You trl

With another Tuesday on the brink, another bountiful litter of flicks are making their way onto the DVD market. And tomorrow (Oct. 27), just in time for Halloween, Glass Eye Pix is proudly representing Graham Reznick’s jungle terror flick I...
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Nine Dead trailer

Damn, how many Hawaiian filmmakers can you rattle off your head? Well, it’s our pleasure to introduce Chris Shadley, long-time video-assist man who’s trying his directorial hand with the mystery/thriller NINE DEAD. With Melissa Joan Hart, John Terry, Daniel Baldwin,...
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A few more Road pics

Just a couple of days ago we hit you all with a fresh poster for John Hillcoat’s post-apocalyptic father-son story THE ROAD. Well, looks like we have a few more stills to whet our parchment until around Thanksgiving when the...
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Blair Witch to return?

I’m proud to say that I was NOT among the droves in ’99 who fell for the BLAIR WITCH craze. A decade later, I’ve still only seen bits and pieces. Which is fine with me. But given the phenomenon that...
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J.J. talks Trek sequel

Fresh off scooping The Ultimate Scream award (akin to Best Picture at the 2009 Spike Scream Awards) and only a few months after raking in nearly $260 million dollars worldwide, high-concept wunderkind J.J. Abrams has sat down with MTV to...
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