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Final 4th Kind poster

With Milla Jovovich looking to suss THE FOURTH KIND on Nov. 6th, Universal has a pretty rad final one-sheet for the film that sort of fuses some the imagery from earlier posters with an elongated tagline of the film. It...
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The Intervention deets

In addition to the badass poster for Shannon Hile’s inner-demon terror flick THE INTERVENTION, we have good reason to keep an eye out for the actress’ writing/directing debut. What reasons? Well, THE INTERVENTION not only premiered at the Fangoria Film...
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District 9 DVD specs

You’d be hard-pressed to find a better made, more thought provoking summer blockbuster than Neill Blomkamp’s DISTRICT 9. It was cerebral, immersive, realistic, and until the final reel of the film, completely believable. And since it hit the cinematic trifecta...
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The Invited trailer

Well well, if Ryan McKinney’s supernatural spookster THE INVITED (aka THE CONJURING) isn’t light years ahead of its 2009 antonymous namesake (THE UNINVITED), let’s hope the thing is at least watchable. But why would it be, you may muse? To...
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The Bleeding trailer

Seriously, when you have Michael Madsen and Vinnie Jones in the same flick, do you even need further casting? Toss in DMX and Armand Assante for some droll 90s nostalgia. Then add the inextinguishable fire of Kat von D. and...
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Suspiria F/Fest art

For those who may have creamed their shorts reading this title post in expectation of seeing artwork for the dubious 2010 remake of Dario Argento’s seminal work, I both apologize and suggest rockin’ a disposable diaper. However, what we do...
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30 Days sequel cast

The necessity of a 30 DAYS OF NIGHT sequel is certainly debatable, but given the lot of horror-swill these days, I enjoyed the first one fine enough. Is it a masterpiece? Far from it. But a passable late night fright-flick...
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Saw contest/marathon

With Jigsaw looking to posthumously cut the fu*k out of a roster of fresh victims this Friday (Oct. 23), Lionsgate and Twisted Pictures are pulling out all the stops. That’s right, in the lead up to the release of SAW...
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6 House/Devil posters

Since making rounds on the domestic festival circuit back in April of this year, Ti West’s grainy throwback flick HOUSE OF THE DEVIL has no doubt been winning over audiences. And to egg on those who haven’t seen the flick,...
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More REC 2 images

With Paco Plaza and Jaume Balaguero’s new infected-zombie picture REC 2 making the rounds overseas, plenty of new cool shite from the flick is being disseminated. In particular, we have for you a solid handful of new pics and posters...
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